Great Job with preseason
Marksman rework? Great! but wait - there's more!
Let's not forget about that Tryndamere, who needs a single item to stack up 100% crit chance! Or Yasuo! Or Gangplank! I mean, we all love losing the match in champ selection already, don't we?
Seriously Riot. You combined AIDS, Cancer, Malaria and Ebola, put it into a crippled abortion and spit on it at last. How could you have this .... this THING what you call "Patch" on the PBE server, seeing that any mage is like, useless now, with scaling crits higher than Israel Kamakawiwo'ole over the rainbow and think "yeah. perfect.".
Get your shit together.
Sincerely, My Ass