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How To Get Out of Hell

Atolan·5/30/2016, 12:04:08 AM·2 votes·1,428 views

Step 1. Don't go tank. Nor support

Like first off, if youre the tank. Then chances are, no ones going to listen to you.

Examples: 1.tell my jungler to flip the fed ezreal. He flips the Trundle and kills three of us because Trundle lands an E with a Braum ult while the brand fuks us up with an almost entire team ult. All because volibear kept flipping a trundle.

  1. Tell my 5th pick top laner that we need a tank. He instalocks yasuo and goes 5/13.

3.Tell my mid laner to just play passive. When i pinged her that the enemy zac was about to charge his e, she starts to walk towards him. Then wonders how she died.

Why they don't listen? Probably because I had to play tanks/bruisers/supports in those matches.

2.Play someone that can carry.

This step doesn't apply all the time. If you're last pick and your team has 0 tanks, then just ignore step 1 and play someone tanky.

If you're like first pick. Then just play anyone who can carry hard. But read this next statement carefully.

"PLAY THEM IF YOU CAN PLAY THEM."

Step 3: Listen and Talk to teammates.

Communication is key. If your mid tried to push lane. But the enemy jungler might be coming. And you actually find him there trying to gank your mid lane. Go tell them in chat and spam that ping! Dont just stand there expecting them to look at map. Like expect the worst from your team.

If your top lane wants to stall enough for the rest of you to get baron. Then go do fuking baron. Don't doubt him. In theory, if it's anything that isn't completly retarded, then just try and listen to him. Like when your tank asks you to try and go for the kog maw back line, at least try and go for the back line and dont target the god damn tank like a boosted animal. Unless you have a "better idea" but dont doubt him, tell your idea first and if they dont follow then just follow what the originally suggested.

Q@A:Is being toxic reduces your chance of climbing?

To be honest. I'm toxic. For justified reasons.

If you're like me. 8/10 games your team probably wont listen to you. Tell them what to do. They do the exact opposite. Then Blames you. Flames you. Then you loose lp from that. Seriously 8/10 games none of my teammates listen. Then wonder how they lost. And wonder why i flame at them all game. When they dont listen. Which causes the entire team to loose the match.

Q@A: Is the Blame Game ok?

Well, it depends. If you're mad because your team didn't follow in your dumbaf decisions. Like lets say you try and 1v3 as yasuo. Then hell no.

And before you ask, yes I have a lot of hatred towards that champion. Since 60 percent of the yasuos i get are dumbaf.The only time i get a good yasuo is if one of my friends play him.

Lets say if you come up with a plan that can essentiallly lead to a baron and possible win. So you're near baron pit. Ashe with a stun arrow, wukong ult, yasuo ult, then let your hecarim to 5 man ult, then take baron and nexus. Tell that to your team, then they fuk it up by like idk, ashe misses her stun arrow and wukong just got cc'd first, then your entire team dies because there was no followup to the dumbaf yasuo who tried 5 man ult with no followup. you should not really do this but, i guess its a justable reason to be 😞 and flame,blame, raw raw raw.

So essentially what I'm saying is, to show how good of a player you are by dominating kills and cs. Then start telling your teammates on wtf to do.

24 Comments

Bill Gatez5/30/2016, 1:32:27 AM4 votes

This is so wrong on so many levels.

First of all the title of your post is "how to get out of hell," yet OP is in Bronze 2, still stuck in hell. This leads to a loss in credibility for anything else you have to say in the rest of your post.

Next you begin your rant by stating a bunch of rules I suppose you came up with, which is ironic, because if these rules were correct, why don't you follow them yourself and get out of Bronze 2?

You tell the reader that they should not pick a tank or support, because nobody will listen to you. Hmm, let's see. Did you come to this conclusion on your own? Based on personal experience, ya? Maybe your team doesn't listen to you because even in their bronzen state, they are still smart enough to figure out that you have no idea what you're talking about. It has nothing to do with what role or class you are playing. They've just correctly identified you as a useless idiot that talks too much.

I cringed at the point you made about diving the Kog Maw and ignoring the tank, because that pretty much solidified that you infact, are really Bronze. Every teamfight is situational, it is not black and white. The correct way to teamfight is to access the situation, and eliminate the most threatening champion at the moment. Some times, this will be the tank. Shocking, I know. I could go on and on about this, that's how strongly I feel about this particular topic, but I'll cut it short, because you're probably not going to get it anyway.

Lastly, you conclude your presentation by stating that it is important to talk and communicate with your team, IN BRONZE. What could a Bronze player possibly say that would help you win the game? They're in Bronze for a reason. It's the same reason you don't talk to a homeless man, when you need advice about applying for a mortgage. You know what type of knowledge you're going to get from a Bronze player? None. All you'll get is useless banter, flame, and adorable ignorance. Bronze players need to focus on playing the game, not typing to one another.

I don't even know why I even bothered typing up such a long, detailed response to this drivel. I guess I'm just really bored.

BakedLotion5/30/2016, 2:44:18 AM1 votes

When someone makes like 7 comments all directed at one comment. Cmon man didn't bronze teach u how to post comments?

BurakkuHishou5/30/2016, 3:19:21 AM1 votes

Your comment of "I have a justifiable reason to be toxic" is really wrong, but you reminded me of a friend I used to have.

He said he was trained to basically be a gold/Plat level player, and he was...but he was also trained to be toxic as all could get out. He was constantly banned, had no problem throwing games if no one listened to him, and generally made everyone mute him. As of right now he hasn't been on in months. I don't know if he quit or if he was banned but I don't really miss it.

Moral of the story is, don't think you have a justifiable reason to be toxic. People can be having bad days and yes your gonna get those trolls, your gonna get those afkers but if you let them affect you your gonna get tilted.