why the new hud totally sucks my balls

ok so first i should say that the new minimap looks super good. it's great. it's clean [note i think the towers should also be cleaned a little the extra detail on them looks weird. they are static map parts after all]. that's probably what they were going for with the new hud but it seriously like sucks my balls.

the first thing i have a huge problem with is the item/portrait placement. like, why would i want that at the centre of my sceen? that's just stupid. it's WAY better in the corner where it's not in the way in the fucking CENTER LIKE THAT'S WHERE THE IMPORTANT SHIT LIKE GAMEPLAY SHOULD GO. holy crap. who thought of this one? sure you see the item cooldowns but on the old hud you get that above your resource bars which is perfectly fine and doesn't get in the way of fucking everything and fuck everything.

okay second i dont get why they took all the stats like regen/cdr/whatever and put them into symbols. like, sure it looks cleaner and sure i could spend about an hour learning them all but i mean that's just stupid. they're not even on your main screen. you literally have to hold c to bring them up so it's something extra that's supposed to be in the way and doesn't need to be "clean" or minimalist. it's also dumb to new players who see it and are like ???????. sure, you can also mouse over every one but i'd like to just be ABLE TO FUCKING READ IT. WOW. i dont know who pout this one in here but this is just stupid in so many ways.

third, the ally hp bars and shit are moved to the right side. why. before it was like you look to the left and see the allys and you look to the right and see the minimap. you look to the top and you see the kill counts. now it's all rammed in one place. this one MAYBE is just me not being used to it but i kinda feel like they just rammed everything into one corner and it's clustered af.

finally the scoreboard screen. look i GET that you're trying to make it "clean". but if you make it clustered and hard to read just to minimize the amount of space used then you're just shooting your dick in the ass. also, again, you have to OPEN IT SEPARATELY OVER YOUR SCEEN. that means IT'S GOING TO INTERFERE WITH NORMAL GAMEPLAY ANYWAY. IT'S BETTER IF IT'S BIGGER AND EASIER TO READ.

like, seriously. i stopped playing normal games and only play ranked now because this new hud sucks my balls.