Let me tell you about diamond 5 elo.

Gather round kids I have a story to tell you guys.

So you were a gold or silver once upon a time who only dreamed of getting to diamond, those players must be insanely good. They must have godlike mechanics and team fighting skills!

Well, let me the dirty truth my friends. Let me tell you just a few stories from my last couple games in d5 elo.

1. I camp bot pretty hard one game and our hyper carry alistar winds up with 7 kills by 10 minutes. This guy is gonna hard carry! The rest of the team isn't doing too hot :/ But Alistar is gonna carry! He goes and suicide dives mid to trade kills, oh and believe me friends he makes sure he gets the kills, and gets the enemies really fed off shutdown gold. Good thing his champion is a hard carry :) You know for sure this guy also didn't flame his team when the game ended at 20 minutes.

2. It's time for another gank in bot lane! We killed the teemo support and in comes rammus is here for a countergank. Rammus is a genius and unkillable so he flashes onto me in a 2v3 with his ad carry. Well what would you know? The enemy adc runs away while rammus auto attacks me to death and our support and adc ignore the now 1v3 situation! Rammus is unkillable, especially when he's level 3 with hunter's talisman, OP! So rammus auto attacks me to death while support and adc run through a wave and chase an adc whos now flashed away and out of range. This is where it gets good! now they have a 2v1, and rammus is behind them between our turret and both of them. Tristana can get his double buffs... Rammus decides he gonna go on thresh cuz he has no choice but to fight now cuz no flash. Thresh flashes over a wall because hes unaware that tristana and him could auto attack rammus 3 or 4 times and he would die. Then Rammus goes on tristana cuz his cooldowns are back up and shes all alone. Tristana has to flash away but rammus has his powerball so he chases after her cuz thresh is still picking his boogers walking around a wall. Thresh finally arrives to give aid and throws a 200 iq Q towards the enemy adc whos well out of range instead of trying to peel the rammus off of tristana. Then rammus kills both of them :) Then thresh flames his team the rest of the game while he gets hard carried by the solo laners and me.

Diamond players ladies and gents! You can get diamond if you play like this :)