Carry A S S H O L E S

Takahashii·5/25/2015, 11:44:04 PM·2 votes·618 views

ever get tired of being the one who knows the win conditions for your team? Ever get tired of feeders taking farm? Ever get tired of "supports" who play something with no cc but want all the farm? Don't take it out on the jerks in the game or they suspend you.

3 Comments

Brotha5/26/2015, 1:51:42 AM2 votes

Just had a game where I was Volibear top vs a Fiora running tp/ignite. Wukong wanted to start top so I told him to come gank when hes done so we can get first blood. Instead of listening, he went to red buff. Then he sits in my tribush for a minute and says "im too low" then recalls. I complain about it so he comes top and I purposely leave him the kill (didnt bite her, we all know Voli is king of KS with that bite). He says "There happy?" so I told him "She still has no flash, just keep ganking her and snowball yourself, I'll leave you the kill everytime and then I can get tower early and roam more". He says "ok" then never comes top again, meanwhile the enemy udyr camps me and while I never die to his ganks or fiora herself, my botlane feeds the everloving shit out of Jinx AND somehow ends up giving Fizz a 12 minute Quadra in a 3v4 (Udyr and Fiora fail dived me top and I walked away safely with a kill).

Then they refuse to surrender as they take out one of our Nexus turrets at 18 minutes.

Fuck.

hisPetMunkey5/25/2015, 11:48:06 PM1 votes

Hell, if you say anything in game you pose the risk of getting reported by some trash noob troll and getting chat privies suspended or something of the sorts.