Just had a game where I was Volibear top vs a Fiora running tp/ignite. Wukong wanted to start top so I told him to come gank when hes done so we can get first blood. Instead of listening, he went to red buff. Then he sits in my tribush for a minute and says "im too low" then recalls. I complain about it so he comes top and I purposely leave him the kill (didnt bite her, we all know Voli is king of KS with that bite). He says "There happy?" so I told him "She still has no flash, just keep ganking her and snowball yourself, I'll leave you the kill everytime and then I can get tower early and roam more". He says "ok" then never comes top again, meanwhile the enemy udyr camps me and while I never die to his ganks or fiora herself, my botlane feeds the everloving shit out of Jinx AND somehow ends up giving Fizz a 12 minute Quadra in a 3v4 (Udyr and Fiora fail dived me top and I walked away safely with a kill).
Then they refuse to surrender as they take out one of our Nexus turrets at 18 minutes.
Fuck.