New Rank in League: Uninstall 1-5

Trump2016MAGA12·8/15/2016, 1:57:44 AM·16 votes·1,194 views

So we are all tired of the same old trolls in silver bronze elo. As a high'er elo smurf, Ill admit, its ridiculous you have people deal with this shit. My girlfriend got matched with a troll tryndamere Jg 3 times in a row on one day.

So a new rank below bronze, uninstall. this is for the feeders, trolls, assholes, toxic people who just feed their ass off all day and expect to be carried. Once they reach uninstall division 5, Trundles Trollomancers, the game uninstalls itself.

15 Comments

Give Me Trophies8/15/2016, 2:13:40 AM6 votes

Bronze and low silver have nothing to do with skill, only about how good you are at keeping your team in the realm of sanity.

69469238DEL18/15/2016, 2:16:08 AM6 votes

I had a game recently where my ADC dealt less damage than the supports on both teams. The tilt.

Shadòw8/15/2016, 1:58:37 AM1 votes

http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=729214

Dr Poro8/15/2016, 12:20:38 PM1 votes

As a high'er elo smurf

I already hate you.

(Note I'm diamond 4 myself, so not a salty bronze, but I think smurfs ruin the game.)

edit: If you only smurf to play with your gf, I can accept that. Riot doesn't have a decent system to play with low elo friends. Still, you shouldn't be surprised how bad people are at the lowest ELO. They are there for a reason. If you are playing stomp champs and bragging in chat about how much better you are, I still hate you. When you smurf to play with friends, at least play something off-meta or something you aren't very experienced with.

Dukues8/15/2016, 2:07:52 PM1 votes

You honestly probably don't need 5 division in uninstall more like 1 or 2. 1 as like "see we weren't joking stop being a dick or prepare to be uninstalled. And then 2 for "SUCK IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA stupid troll!".