Reply to "If you lose lane while playing fizz"

I am writing this post to prove a point to the summoner "BeatinWarDrumz", I have already added him in game and replied on his forum. However, seeing as I doubt that he or anyone else will notice my comment. I have decided to make a new post. So, BeatinWarDrumz believes that it is nearly impossible to lose lane as fizz, and the only conceivable way to do so is to be excessively "bad" at LoL. Now, I do not see myself as a good player, in fact I am only silver IV. However, I have decided to issue a challenge to this summoner. I propose that he and I 1v1 in a custom game on summoners rift, mid lane. He will play the infamous fizz , who "cannot lose lane." And I will play Bard , who most people have deemed to be "the worse champion." If he choses to accept, I will Post the results on this forum. LET THE GAMES BEGIN