Sips out of Dota 2 mug
"O heavens dear, you must actually want a game that works."
Takes another sip of Riot fan tears
You must want a ban system that works too and doesn't ban everyone that types in chat. "
Takes out fleece made from the sheep customers Riot has groomed and starts to knit
Shame that this community licks that riot bootty ,but you go on now and you play nice with them little kids. Don't talk back to em or you'll be banned after they call you a f-a-ggot. Don't try to hold em accountable they'll call you toxic. That's why I just troll on these message boards but go on now have a great day but you gots to learn. You can't expect much from Riot it took em a whole season just to get a new client from what I heard.
Finish the tears and hold up a shirt that says obey riot or else - I think this'll fit ya just perfect
Now you run along Hun and when you grow up you can come over to my house and learn to speak Russian while playing a real game.
Starts pouring a new cup of hot tears
maybe a bunch of y'all leave and Riot learn to change some things, maybe you stop calling people toxic and negative when they have a legetimate complaint you might actually get what you want. But that's just an old fool's thoughts on da matter, don't pay me no mind
Rocks in a rockingchair made out of unread BBB complaints