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I'm Amazing at League of Legends But I Cannot Win Because of ARAM Smurfs

jeddiemurphy·9/24/2016, 8:08:54 PM·35 votes·1,873 views

Ignore my 33rd percentile ARAM MMR. And please disregard that my ARURF record is already negative 3:1. I'm actually Challenger II, but all these ARAM-ONLY accounts are cheating me out of wins that I am entitled to. Think about it --- if I own 45 champions, and one of my opponents only owns 25 champions, that's because that guy is an ARAM-ONLY cheater. If an opponent has Lux, but I have Udyr, that's only because that guy is cheating. It doesn't matter if that guy originally had Warick, but he rerolled and got Lux. It doesn't matter that I didn't reroll Udyr because I had no re-rolls. What matters is that he has Lux, but I have Udyr. That's not fair. That's not random. That's called cheating. And I'm not going to be silent about this. I'm an amazing player and I would be in NALCS if it wasn't for that guy and all his cheating. Besides ARAM and ARURF and URF are supposed to be "fun modes". Playing against the same OP champs isnt fun. That guy is ruining my fun by playing an ARAM-ONLY account. It doesn't matter that I can't prove that guy is an ARAM-ONLY account. THAT GUY HAS LUX BUT I HAVE UDYR. That's not fair and it's not random. I'm going to cry until I get my way because In Real Life should cater to me. I'd also vote for Hillary becuz Trump is a racist but my birthday isnt until after the election. ARAM ONLY smurfs are basically Trump bigots trying to ruin URF like Trump is gonna ruin the world rofl.

28 Comments

dunder kill9/24/2016, 8:11:46 PM12 votes

Scumbag ARAM-only account owner detected

RocketRelm9/25/2016, 12:20:20 AM8 votes

I… am 'pretty' sure is trolling. Laid on pretty thick to be srs. Yet lots of people are responding as if srs bns and down voting appropriately.

jeddiemurphy9/24/2016, 8:17:02 PM5 votes

ARAM-ONLY accounts are downvoting me because only ARAM SMURFS would disagree with my valid logics. Riot plz fix ARURF so cheaters who get Caitlyn aren't cheating in ARURF.

jeddiemurphy9/24/2016, 8:15:28 PM5 votes

I saw some guy who played Veigar TWICE in six games of ARURF. You can't tell me that's random. That guy is an ARAM-ONLY account who is cheating at ARURF. Just because he's Rank-6 with Veigar doesn't mean he should have an unfair advantage in ARURF. Rito plz fix.

jeddiemurphy9/24/2016, 8:37:17 PM5 votes

last game this guy on my team had an ARURF history that was Ahri Veigar Brand Azir Syndra

that ain't even possible in ARURF. five MAGES?! wtf no. that's clearly an ARAM ONLY account.

pretty stupid name, too -- MageMastta666. Gold IV what a terribad so he's cheating in ARURF cuz he fails at ranked?? rofl ok

jeddiemurphy9/24/2016, 8:23:45 PM4 votes

The name of the mod is ALL Random, not **SOME **Random. It's not like Riot would lose any money if they made all champions available for ARURF. and ppl might get to play a champion that they dont own but were thinking about buying so Riot would actually make MORE money if all champions were available in ARURF aand ARAM too.

PhDs Nuts9/25/2016, 5:39:10 AM3 votes

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Ignore my 33rd percentile ARAM MMR.

ARAM accounts are a stupid advantage, and they do cause problems.

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jeddiemurphy9/25/2016, 12:27:14 AM2 votes

Enemy Team: Ahri Blitzcrank Evelynn MasterYi Tryndamere

My Team: Ezreal Diana Nami XinZhao Heimerdinger

I got Ez after I rerolled Shyvana into Quinn.

yeah you cant tell me that none of these players are ARAM ONLY accounts its so fucking obvious rofl anybody who denies ARAM ONLY accounts are out of control in ARURF is probably just a smurf themselves.

Eve is basically God tier ARAM so yeah pretty much anybody who gets Eve is an ARAM ONLY smurf. AP Tryndamere unkillable and Blitz running people down and chain knockups plus bullshtt Eve. Urf is my favorite RGM but ARAM ONLY accounts ruined everything and Riot is like lol j/k thx 4 ur moneys rofl. yeah so random thx Riot for this BS

Mojihito6669/24/2016, 8:48:50 PM2 votes

Stfu

jeddiemurphy9/25/2016, 3:36:33 AM2 votes

Y do U never see DrMundo in ARURF? ill tell you Y it's not because Mundo kinda sucks in ARURF and players just re-roll when they get Mundo no it's not Occam's Knife or whatever it's bcuz ARAM ONLY SMURF ACCOUNTS are always getting Karthus Nidalee or Fizz. this is totally horseshit b/cuzARURF is supposed 2B ALL RANDOM not ALL HECARIM ALL LANES. like I dun even no Y Riot lets ppl cheat like this with there ARAM ONLY smurf accounts

HazyCloud79/25/2016, 7:50:01 AM2 votes

Aram only account confirmed

GULAG 4 U9/25/2016, 3:15:11 PM1 votes

Nice troll post

jeddiemurphy9/25/2016, 5:29:12 AM1 votes

"PEOPLE ARE CONSPIRING TO BUY EVELYNN SPECIFICALLY FOR ARURF"

Yes, and these same players are also voting for Trump. So there you have it.

Calabok9/24/2016, 8:33:18 PM1 votes

ARAM and URF and Random URF is like Normals.

just for practice.

jeddiemurphy9/25/2016, 7:05:37 PM1 votes

it's like the zoe quinn effect in league it's not that i'm terrible at league (im Challenger BTW) it's not that depression quest was a terrible game it's that ARAM ONLY accounts outnumber regular players kinda like how gamergate sexists outnumber regular gamers so i cant win bcuz ARAM ONLY account cheaters prevent me from playing fair games and getting the wins i deserve because i totally was carrying my team as URF Veigar but the enemy team were all smurfs with Lux, Evelynn, and Wukong and my team just fed and fed and fed fuck ARAM ONLY cheaters seriously

Ace Access 9/25/2016, 8:04:31 AM1 votes

I'm actually Challenger II, but all these ARAM-ONLY accounts are cheating me out of wins that I am entitled to. I'm an amazing player and I would be in NALCS if it wasn't for that guy and all his cheating.

vanity of vanities, all is vanity

Besides ARAM and ARURF and URF are supposed to be "fun modes".

pretty sure you can't say your entitled to win and then say this or that is about "fun"

And I'm not going to be silent about this.

yeah I think we've already established that

If an opponent has Lux, but I have Udyr, that's only because that guy is cheating.

yes IF they are using an ARAM account and they happened have a lux in their champ pool, otherwise you just got a situation where a regular non ARAM account player who has a lux in their champ pool got lux in the game mode while you got a melee champ which is pretty normal

I'm going to cry until I get my way because In Real Life should cater to me.

oh grow up, your acting like a petulant child

I'd also vote for Hillary becuz Trump is a racist but my birthday isnt until after the election.

that has nothing to do with this game now does it

jeddiemurphy9/25/2016, 2:08:42 PM1 votes

rofl like Lux in every game is random way to go Riot ARAM ONLY accounts have ruined ARURF i like how the enemy team is all Lux Fizz Evelynn but my team is Garen who is terrible in ARURF BTW and Swain who is also lame how come i never have ARAM ONLY smurfs on my team? oh right because dynamic queue ruined solo queue so bad enough ARAM ONLY smurfs are ruining ARURF but then these cheaters form premades for ARURF and solo queue players like me have no chance GG Riot GG cant play ARAM cant play ARURF because ARAM ONLY accounts with Lux and Evelynn ruined both modes thanks rofl

Ulriah9/24/2016, 10:54:16 PM1 votes

LMFAO this made my day.

Only Play Darius9/24/2016, 10:16:10 PM1 votes

When I get these trash ARAM champs I usually just have fun with my builds. Like AP RekSai, full damage Udyr, on-hit Trundle, attack speed XinZhao, crit Vi etc. Way more fun tbh