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Jhin should only be able to fire four shots all game

Cheekynorth·3/13/2017, 7:59:19 PM·263 votes·6,292 views

Same goes with abilities. Four Q's, four W's, four E's and four R's. Makes sense with the obsession of four

Should be an adequate nerf

I originally posted this in memes and games but somehow it got removed for being in the wrong section and was told to put it here. I think I might cry. This obvious joke thread was removed for being in the correct section

EDIT: Boys we've gotten past 4 and 44 now we just need to reach 444

EDIT 2: I've decided I want to make more satire jokes about the circlejerks. Which circlejerk do you want me to take the piss out of next?

42 Comments

Valeckserai3/13/2017, 11:25:06 PM31 votes

I have made this thread 44 upvotes

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Edit: SON OF A BITCH WHO DOWNVOTED IT

Meep Man3/13/2017, 8:07:28 PM30 votes

We have to find the average number of each he fires per game and then increase the damage so the total damage per game is the same

TheFallenShaw3/13/2017, 8:14:44 PM23 votes

How about instead of 4 shots all game they just make all shots = to his last on in the chamber

agbudar3/13/2017, 8:13:00 PM15 votes

now we wait till this post has 4444 upvotes

InTheory3/13/2017, 8:03:03 PM13 votes

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MissingKayo3/13/2017, 8:02:26 PM13 votes

4 upvotes 4 u

Project Riven3/14/2017, 12:19:17 AM8 votes

Jhin's abilities should be

Q - Reload first bullet (active after firing first shot). W - Reload second (one) bullet (active after firing two shots). E - Reload third (one) bullet (active firing three shots). R - Reload his gun entirely (active firing fours shots).

Sraeg20133/13/2017, 11:17:33 PM8 votes

I originally posted this in memes and games but somehow it got removed for being in the wrong section and was told to put it here. I think I might cry. This obvious joke thread was removed for being in the correct section

Welcome to League of Legends' Boards, where mods have no fucking clue what are the rules.

You can try posting loli pictures, though. Heard they are OK, as long as nobody makes a fuss threatening to call FBI, or the like.

Νichirin3/13/2017, 9:09:26 PM6 votes

Sorry, I had to downovte, PERFECTION is now true.

ace21423/13/2017, 11:40:03 PM5 votes

That's probably the only way he'll ever be balanced.I like it!

Fine Ionian Silk3/14/2017, 1:48:40 AM5 votes

Or perhaps he should only be allowed to fire four shots and abilities for four four minute intervals, each that take place before the end of the game that ends on 44:44.

SilverSlayer4253/14/2017, 4:00:56 AM5 votes

You must be new here, this is the memes and games section.

Only Play Darius3/14/2017, 4:02:26 AM5 votes

He can also only die 4 times in a game before he's dead for good. And after 4 kills he no longer does damage to champions. To rebalance him all abilities now have a 4 second fixed cooldown and the game automatically ends in victory for his team if the timer hits 44:44

Autrah Fang3/14/2017, 6:05:02 AM5 votes

i thought this was an obvious joke lol. in fact, i thought it was in the memes & games section until i saw the crossed out section lmao

perhaps the "adequate nerf" part threw them off? lol XD

Yordle Xayah3/14/2017, 6:08:02 AM5 votes

LOL I just posted a topic about Laning Against Cait on Gameplay last night and was told to put it in Games and Memes.

I guess someone at Riot thought you were being serious :( You ain't memey enough

therealdragon3/14/2017, 12:35:10 PM5 votes

It was at this point the mods knew

they fucked up

DarkRitual3/14/2017, 1:47:10 PM5 votes

In true shooter game fashion, he has to pick up more rounds dropped randomly from slain enemies.

FastAsHeck3/14/2017, 7:26:00 PM5 votes

I mean, if each of these shots one-shot turrets, baron and any champion, and the 4th shot did all that in AoE, then that would be neat

Xela Syab3/14/2017, 4:59:10 PM5 votes

This is an inJhin ous idea.

Lord Galvatron3/13/2017, 9:47:10 PM4 votes

Each shot causes them to disconnect from the game and never be able to connect.

starelementpoke3/14/2017, 4:16:11 PM4 votes

Now we just need to adjust every post on this thread to be 4, 44, or 444.