Disgusting Champions

Alright let's begin........

To begin with I have absolutely no fucking clue what the fuck was going though Riot's mind when they implemented abilities that are not skill shot.. The fact that with the click of a button you can do 500 ad is absolutely mind boggling to me. Also champions like Teemo and Jhin that have cancer poison damage need to be nerfed. Like you're telling me that if I kill you and you auto me you can do 300 damage on me after you die??? That's fucking insane and cancerous. You're also going to tell me that Teemo's mushrooms or eggs or whatever the fuck you want to call them can do half your health of damage? WHHAAAAATTT!??? There's no skill involved he has like 20 of them he can place... All he needs to do is click "r" and place and there goes all your health.

Secondly, there is many times where I click on a champion and see that he has 50-100 ability power and around lets say.... 75-100 attack damage. But oh no wait up a second, said champion does 500 damage to me with an auto? HUUUUHHHH???? Thats fucking hideous and absolutely cancer!!! Like can you tell me how much damage the champion actually does!!??? Also Fizz..... FUCCCKING FIZZ! You're going to tell me that this %%%%% can click 1 button and go invinsible and there goes all my damage. All he needs to do is click 1 button (ability) and Zed's combo is completely useless and he can kill me... DIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely disgusting! I am appalled at the fact that that was even a conversation that was brought up during the creation of Fizz.

Lastly, Warwick..... Ahhhhh the magnificent Warwick... Or as i like to call him, Parasitic piece of fucking cancerous shit who is gross hideous and absolteuly appalling.. You're telling me that as Zed I can combo perfectly (whichtakes plenty of mechanical skill) and when this guy has 100 health he clicks 1 button and steal all my health... Now he has max health and I have none... So I combo perfectly and this guy clicks 1 button... Who deserves that kill? Me of course, or you would think... BUT THAT %%%GOT GETS THE KIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! WHHAAAATTT??? Also how are you going to tell me that he can all of a sudden bump up his movement speed to 600 and run on all fours at you at the speed of light? That's fair??? Like I need an explanation this is just appalling it truly is..

All in all this game has become absolteuly appalling... It isn't about skill anymore, champions that take no skill are being played and punishing good players because of their fucking cancer. This honestly needs to stop it is horrific and disgusting. I am convinced that the people at Riot where either blasted on cocaine when they created these champions or are just autistic as fuck because I have never played such a cancerous and gross game in my life.