Rito Ruined URF

Jal97·3/26/2015, 10:08:31 PM·19 votes·2,460 views

"Strategic Buff of Strategistic Strategery"

"+100% Mana and Energy consumption +200% Cooldown Inflation on Abilities, Activated Items, and Summoner Spells+50% Anti-Tenacity +225 Movement Speed Reduction +200% Delay between basic attacks Critical strikes deal 50% of total attack damage This unit deals critical strikes on 150% of its attacks Protection against superfluous decisiveness This unit is vulnerable to consequences

Seriously you took everything that was fun about URF and Shat on it.

Unless this is an ultimate kappa.

38 Comments

The Bearded Bard3/26/2015, 11:37:06 PM11 votes

Are you guys new? They do a joke every year for April Fool's day. This is it.

LadyRenly3/27/2015, 12:46:38 AM8 votes

God, Riot can't do anything for April Fools because you just demand the same ol, same ol. That kind of deats the point

Volt Cruelerz3/26/2015, 11:07:40 PM5 votes

I really hope this is a joke... Because otherwise league will have slowed down to a crawl and would not be fun at all...

LoRdJeSuS69694203/27/2015, 1:03:47 AM4 votes

lol, this is funny

Kratos2633/26/2015, 10:25:59 PM3 votes

I'm pretty sure they're just trolling.

chipi993/26/2015, 10:34:27 PM3 votes

Its not even out yet. '-.-

junglerboy163/27/2015, 12:40:04 AM3 votes

Inb4 "all items are 300% as effective"...

Player of Games3/26/2015, 10:17:56 PM2 votes

Source

ABlueQuaker3/27/2015, 7:17:36 AM1 votes

These comments and this thread itself just confirms how brain dead a worrying amount of this community is.

Zrima3/27/2015, 8:19:03 AM1 votes

Just sharing my stupid train of thought during the last Urf. "It'd be fun to have a perma-shield and some AOE... Hey that's more or less Rumble's kit I'm thinking about! ... Wait, Rumble silences himself if I spam too fast, that's his passive. That's a shame, I wanted a shield and a flamethrower. ... Hey! Udyr has an ap ratio on his turtle stance and another on his phoenix stance!"

*proceed to play permapush AP Udyr *

Wullf3/27/2015, 8:40:01 AM1 votes

I would expect projectile speed also being reduced, but whatever.

As mutch I would love o play URF I would also love to play atleast on game of NURF.

Meep Man3/27/2015, 11:20:38 AM1 votes

You know whats coming up? April Fool's

Conyare3/27/2015, 1:48:00 PM1 votes

I have a feeling this could be a de-buff and not the actual gamemode.

Folding Chair3/27/2015, 3:10:07 PM1 votes

They can't ruin URF if this isn't URF. It's Nurf.

and you've been Nurf'd

FarRockBF3/27/2015, 3:14:41 PM1 votes

This would be so DUMB

AsphodelNext3/27/2015, 3:23:44 PM1 votes

I figured that they'd do Ultra Slow Mode this year for April Fool's, cause it just made too much sense. Seems like Sunfire Cape and other aura damage will be OP, since it isn't affected. Also, Infinity Edge doubles your damage. Maybe we'll finally have a reason to build Runaan's over Phantom Dancer too.

They'll probably do real URF too, since they have some other buff names. Looks like they're trying to balance URF a little better this time. http://www.newsoflegends.com/index.php/wip-pbe-1103-archduke-nasus-definitely-not-udyr-order-of-the-banana-soraka-surprise-party-amumu-urf-the-nami-tee-darius-ult-rework-buffs-to-nocturnezilean-texture-rebalances-for-kayle-le-35217/#6

SlackerboyTC3/26/2015, 11:42:28 PM1 votes

Games sound like they are gonna be away longer if this truly the case

Starcall Casey3/27/2015, 2:36:34 AM1 votes

Twitch chat be like- KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA EYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Mohrb3/27/2015, 3:45:34 AM1 votes

And a lot of other people were just as OP. That was the point. That'That's why we liked it.

Leti the Yeti3/27/2015, 3:46:59 AM1 votes

I found this to be hilarious good job rito on april fools :l sure fooled us, making us think N"URF" was coming back

Kingsgrave3/27/2015, 4:48:34 AM1 votes

actual URF is on the client This is only on the PBE as a joke to rustle jimmies

Migrañaboy3/27/2015, 5:43:12 AM1 votes

How do you know if that isn't a new summoner spell for URF? checkmate

Durzaka3/27/2015, 5:53:48 AM1 votes

The worst part about this "joke" is that it is going to take away an entire day from the real URF game mode, which is just unacceptable.