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Rito Ruined URF

Jal97··19 votes·2,460 views

"Strategic Buff of Strategistic Strategery"

"+100% Mana and Energy consumption +200% Cooldown Inflation on Abilities, Activated Items, and Summoner Spells+50% Anti-Tenacity +225 Movement Speed Reduction +200% Delay between basic attacks Critical strikes deal 50% of total attack damage This unit deals critical strikes on 150% of its attacks Protection against superfluous decisiveness This unit is vulnerable to consequences

Seriously you took everything that was fun about URF and Shat on it.

Unless this is an ultimate kappa.

38 Comments

The Bearded Bard11 votes

Are you guys new? They do a joke every year for April Fool's day. This is it.

LadyRenly8 votes

God, Riot can't do anything for April Fools because you just demand the same ol, same ol. That kind of deats the point

Volt Cruelerz5 votes

I really hope this is a joke... Because otherwise league will have slowed down to a crawl and would not be fun at all...

LoRdJeSuS69694204 votes

lol, this is funny

Kratos2633 votes

I'm pretty sure they're just trolling.

chipi993 votes

Its not even out yet. '-.-

junglerboy163 votes

Inb4 "all items are 300% as effective"...

Player of Games2 votes

Source

disregardable2 votes

http://www.surrenderat20.net/2015/03/326-pbe-update.html

It's entitled "NURF". It really sucks that I joined after URF, and this is what I get to play after hearing about it for months.

Pucking Purrfect1 votes

I feel you...

Aatrox Herself1 votes

Me too. item 3070

junglerboy167 votes

URF wasn't really that great tbh, it got old after about 10 matches because everyone figured out who was OP and it basically just became Alistar running around spamming heal and laugh.

disregardable1 votes

...Alistar was OP? You know, if you asked me who I THOUGHT would be OP, I'd think of Xerath, Syndra, Ziggs...not really Alistar.

COWmanLord1 votes

alistar was basically invincible. If a minion wave was near by, his heal could be fired off four times instantly as the minions died. His ult was on a super low cooldown. You would just build full ap and still never die.

Ardond1 votes

Malz was also crazy, he had to be ad, but he was in the base on top of the nexus at 10 mins with 5 people on him

Durzaka1 votes

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...Alistar was OP? You know, if you asked me who I THOUGHT would be OP, I'd think of Xerath, Syndra, Ziggs...not really Alistar.

Alistar could heal literally as the global cooldown would allow. So he could build whatever the fuck he wanted and survive. not to mention his 70% damage reduction 60/75/90 AD ult was on a like 20 second CD.

Alistar, Sona, and hecarim would beyond godtier on URF.

The thing with Syndra, Ziggs, etc (poke champions) is that hard engage champions could do whatever the hell they wanted. And because of no mana/cds, pretty much anyone could be a poke champ, so you dont need ziggs.

WarlockLaw1 votes

I don't remember anyone playing alistar, my friend played yorrick once and proceeded to 1v5 the enemy team. They got bored and gave up after like a minute of trying to kill him

Daedalus8711 votes

No mention of Nidalee?

Cancer then, Cancer now.

junglerboy161 votes

He was indeed. He could spam heal once a second which meant he was essentially immortal while also having his W and Q be up every 3-4 seconds. AP Alistar has huge burst, and in URF he could stay alive indefinitely while blowing people up every few seconds.

Those other ones you mentioned were actually pretty weak. The champions that ruled the roost in URF were the champions who were held back really hard by mana and long CDs, and all of those champions, while ok, were far from top tier. The best ones were Maokai (pre rework when his saplings dealt ~900 damage when built AP), Urgot (because Muramana proc was always at max damage), Nidalee was good because she could just spam spears like a maniac while being uncatchable (as if she weren't annoying enough already), Hecarim because he could Q faster than you could mash the button (and never went oom), and AP Blitzcrank because his mana barrier was always up, and with a seraphs embrace it shielded him for about 1k hp ever 20 seconds, plus he had infinite pulls every 2 seconds.

DatPikachuTho1 votes

Brand's stun cooldown was so low that he could use it again before the stun duration was over, thus perma-stunning you.

chriserit1 votes

wrong. everyone only played assassins or mages just because they seems strong but if you ever tried something different you would have understood that there was so many other strong champ.

personally i am gone for a poppy tank(and cdr). it was the most funny thing ever. noone could even thing to kill me and i could jump every 2-3 second making it be something like a ping pong game.

player are just sheeps.

junglerboy161 votes

Not really, People dumped assassins very quickly when they realized that picks like Ugrod and Maokai and Hecarim were god-tier. I actually stopped seeing assassins after only 3 matches I think, in exchange for the actually over powered champs. The second week was a little better since they gated the OP ones (or straight up blocked them from the mode), but after everyone had figured out who was good in the last week, they had a good idea who was still good the next week, so even with several of the really broken ones restricted, it got old fast. It was crazy good fun for the first few games though.

SlackerboyTC1 votes

Games sound like they are gonna be away longer if this truly the case

Starcall Casey1 votes

Twitch chat be like- KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA EYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Mohrb1 votes

And a lot of other people were just as OP. That was the point. That'That's why we liked it.

Leti the Yeti1 votes

I found this to be hilarious good job rito on april fools :l sure fooled us, making us think N"URF" was coming back

Kingsgrave1 votes

actual URF is on the client This is only on the PBE as a joke to rustle jimmies

Migrañaboy1 votes

How do you know if that isn't a new summoner spell for URF? checkmate

Durzaka1 votes

The worst part about this "joke" is that it is going to take away an entire day from the real URF game mode, which is just unacceptable.

ABlueQuaker1 votes

These comments and this thread itself just confirms how brain dead a worrying amount of this community is.

Zrima1 votes

Just sharing my stupid train of thought during the last Urf. "It'd be fun to have a perma-shield and some AOE... Hey that's more or less Rumble's kit I'm thinking about! ... Wait, Rumble silences himself if I spam too fast, that's his passive. That's a shame, I wanted a shield and a flamethrower. ... Hey! Udyr has an ap ratio on his turtle stance and another on his phoenix stance!"

*proceed to play permapush AP Udyr *

Wullf1 votes

I would expect projectile speed also being reduced, but whatever.

As mutch I would love o play URF I would also love to play atleast on game of NURF.

Meep Man1 votes

You know whats coming up? April Fool's

Conyare1 votes

I have a feeling this could be a de-buff and not the actual gamemode.

Folding Chair1 votes

They can't ruin URF if this isn't URF. It's Nurf.

and you've been Nurf'd

FarRockBF1 votes

This would be so DUMB

AsphodelNext1 votes

I figured that they'd do Ultra Slow Mode this year for April Fool's, cause it just made too much sense. Seems like Sunfire Cape and other aura damage will be OP, since it isn't affected. Also, Infinity Edge doubles your damage. Maybe we'll finally have a reason to build Runaan's over Phantom Dancer too.

They'll probably do real URF too, since they have some other buff names. Looks like they're trying to balance URF a little better this time. http://www.newsoflegends.com/index.php/wip-pbe-1103-archduke-nasus-definitely-not-udyr-order-of-the-banana-soraka-surprise-party-amumu-urf-the-nami-tee-darius-ult-rework-buffs-to-nocturnezilean-texture-rebalances-for-kayle-le-35217/#6

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