Everyone sucks but me

mcarnick·Jul 10, 2015·1 votes·1,268 views

Why do I always get the worst luck with teams?

The ADC is blind.

The Jungler doesn't gank.

I'm much better than the scrubs I'm teamed with. I'd be in plat now, but I'm stuck in noob silver league because of everyone else. Why is it ME that always gets the bad luck with teammates? It's never my fault. I watch Twitch streams. I know the meta like the back of my hand. I eat, sleep, and piss League. And yet here I am, stuck with scrubs. I tell them they suck and their builds are all wrong but they never appreciate MY advice. This game is crap. Fix your matchmaking Riot.

10 Comments

ShuffledPancakeJul 10, 20153 votes

5/10 for haha-ness 0/10 for originality

Hoi Im TemmoJul 10, 20153 votes

I looked up that match history......hwut. You have BLOOD THIRSTER on VOLIBEAR. you build CRYSTALINE FLASK on GAREN.

Are you gonna pay for my chemo therapy now?

NemeBroJul 10, 20154 votes

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I looked up that match history......hwut. You have BLOOD THIRSTER on VOLIBEAR. you build CRYSTALINE FLASK on GAREN.

Are you gonna pay for my chemo therapy now?

The really funny part in the Garen game is that he actually started boots (which is still stupid when against Tryndamere but whatever). So he bought the flask later, lol.

Hoi Im TemmoJul 10, 20151 votes

Garen v trynd (this is from someone who has played garen for 3 seasons) - Start cloth and five. Harass with e, use q for extra damage/disengage build randuins or thornmail. Then build the other one. Laugh as he kills himself. Ult from time to time if he is missing aroudn 75% health. Push towers like your gettign paid.

NemeBroJul 10, 20151 votes

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1765964937/201855444?tab=overview

kek

Pretty DhiziJul 10, 20151 votes

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http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1765964937/201855444?tab=overview

kek

Rip this kids argument. He needs to grow up and learn to play better. There's your opinion from a guy who IS a plat, but decayed due to 3 months of taking a break from this game due to toxic fucks like the OP.

mcarnickJul 10, 20151 votes

Ha. Of course you fools would resort to checking my match history. Truly the tool of an utter ignoramus. My builds are beyond the scope of you scrubs. Good job on falling into my clever trap and proving how thick all of you are. I swear, Riot needs to implement a mandatory IQ test to weed out the intellectually weak.