I've tried every different playstyle and the best ive done is 0/0/0 in lane when I picked Alistar and just pressed w everytime he tries to oneshot me. When i try to fight him he oneshots me, if i try and sit under tower he dives and oneshots me. pls help, wtf do i do
You've already done the best possible thing. Not feeding Draven means you win because he'll fall off like a rock by 20 min in. Just wait for a strong jungler gank if you want to kill him.
Draven's only advantage is high damage output when ahead. Going even is winning. Focus on cs, don't engage unless you have player advantage. Any questions?
Just wait for riot to release a character that has more range and damage than Draven.
Survive early game and you beat him. Just don't get him fed and he'll fall off harder than on-hit jungle 
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is supposed to be a lane powerhouse. Think bot lane's 
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I too found 
to be great against him. Though, being an Ali main, I might be biased.
play jungle - like go master yi and carry
