Riot, When are you going to stop dick teasing us?

You open League and there is this beautiful Elysian Portrait, this amazing work of art on the log in screen and I'm like :"I'm totally buying that!" Then I get into game just to see that the skins are different that what the portrait offered. Just like how bigger girls will only take pictures of their faces with filters and at weird angles just so you don't know what you are getting into. Yasuo should be black like a demon and Riven should be White like an angel a holy paladin, not fricken orange and blue. Yeah sure the effects are excellent but in my opinion the skins look like crap. I expect more from you riot just like a parent has high expectations of their children. You guys did a great Job with Pulsefire Caitlin, Xayah & Rakan skins. I'm only being a critic because I believe in what you guys stand for and do and I want you to continue to improve in your content.

Thank you for your time, Critic of everything, ThaPizzaMan