To the moron always saying that i'm wrong
Hey mentally slow guy (jg something, or something jgler I forget) who keeps calling me out on my posts about various algorithmic patterns in the game. Yeah you know who you are. I don't remember your name, but I know you spend all your time in here and you're going to read this so since I can't find the old posts (because boards is garbage and being deleted) i'll just contact you like this.
Remember that game where I 1v9 carried as Yi and quadra'd and all that? I didn't play for like a day or 2 because I KNEW 100% the next game would be rigged all to hell and wouldn't be even playable. Guess what? I just played. I had forgot all about it until I saw how god awful my team was (particularly the ezreal/zilean bot lane). That was probably the most 1v9 game I have ever seen in like 6+ years of playing this game. I mean the ez/zil bot lane alone calls out rigged asf. That's like matchmaking's go-to when they really want you to get stomped. Find an ez / zil duo bot lane...they'll lose no matter what anyone does.
Regardless though, the game was impossible. I had enemies at every jg camp. I literally never once had an ally help in any way..like I could randomly engage ANYWHERE on the map (and did several times) and I would have bet you in realtime $1000 that an enemy shows up and no ally shows up. I would have made about $12,000. I would have won every single bet. But you go on thinking you're right and i'm wrong when CLEARLY i'm right. This shit happens literally every time I quadra or penta. I though it was like 95% of the time but nope, it's 100% now. Probably due to their recent updates where they made the matchmaking even more rigged than before, unbearably rigged (ask nightblue3 who is now diamond 2 and having a mental breakdown on stream lmao).
Sure I didn't play great that game, but to play great that game would have been to afk in base. I literally couldn't gank, couldn't farm, couldn't do anything because top diff, bot diff, mid diff. Enemy jg wasn't as good as expected, got executed by dragon, but he still got strong asf due to only having 1 enemy and 4 allies, and he was Garen so he just kept chasing me to turrets and diving me because I played yi which is late-game. So yeah come on in here and go ahead and comment saying i'm wrong, and i'll see you next time I quadra or penta then get a disgustingly rigged IMPOSSIBLE ASF game afterward. So you can call me wrong again, while i'm clearly right....again....
Edit: For anyone confused who actually read that, which I know most people in here lack the mental fortitude to follow anything I say anyway, I had a theory that whenever you get a quadra or penta, the next game is hard-rigged against you. It has proven correct so many times I now know it isn't luck. Go ahead, get a quadra or penta or just overall hypercarry + quadra, and take note of your next game. You'll get an ezreal ad and something troll like zilean or heimer and everyone on your team will be 100% useless, 0 awareness, 0 wards, 0 skill, 0 kills, etc. It happens EVERY SINGLE TIME. Seems to be something they put into matchmaking so people don't get stomped over and over, most likely to keep the addiction factor up (that's why I would do it anyway).