If i had two bullets...

GOOD A5S JOB·12/19/2016, 8:39:52 PM·174 votes·6,795 views

If I was in the same room as Hitler, Osama, and Yasuo, and had two bullets only in my gun, I would shoot Yasuo twice... uses windwall #pls rito

93 Comments

Ralanr12/19/2016, 8:41:25 PM57 votes

I'd just shoot Hitler and Stalin, then pistol whip the third guy to death.

Why does no one consider this an option?

Oglaf12/19/2016, 9:35:26 PM29 votes

I'd shoot myself in the head.

Twice.

L0ve Is Blue12/19/2016, 8:47:44 PM25 votes

Shoots once: Yasuo block with windwall

Shoots twice: Yasuo's shield absorbs the ball.

Only Play Darius12/19/2016, 10:57:55 PM14 votes

What if it's a shotgun so you can kill all 3? Graves

Kinky Fizz12/20/2016, 12:11:50 PM11 votes

to the smart people who think it's not related to gameplay, he's talking about how yasuo's windwall is op, so it's gameplay, but instead of saying yasuo's windwall is op, he made a joke about it, so plz chill

Lord Galvatron12/20/2016, 4:43:13 AM10 votes

I think the proper response is to use both bullets the shoot the lock off the door that's keeping you trapped inside with the skeleton and the waterlogged corpse. You should then seek professional help for your PTSD if you are seeing physical manifestations of Yasuo.

Sraeg201312/19/2016, 9:09:28 PM8 votes

If I was new around here, I'd ask why shitpost threads like this are even allowed in Gameplay Balance.

ABSINTHEged12/19/2016, 10:04:32 PM6 votes

first shot PASSIVE SHIELD! Second shot WINDWALL!

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

Genocide Victim12/20/2016, 11:24:58 AM6 votes

I would shoot Hitler and Osama, then beat Yasuo to death with a gun. He can't wind wall that.

Valexfor12/19/2016, 8:54:28 PM5 votes

Would do the same and then also throw the gun at him, which would get blocked by his passive.

** RITO PLSZ**

arc9512/19/2016, 9:32:49 PM5 votes

you: shoot at yasuo Yauso: windwall you: walk slightly away you: pistol whip yasuo you: wait brief moment You: shoot again

killing yasuo 101

TheHurricaneGamr12/19/2016, 10:10:18 PM3 votes

You would just bait out his windfall with the first bullet , but would use E to dodge the second one. [slayer-jinx-catface]

An Undead brat12/20/2016, 6:21:13 AM3 votes

If you had two bullets, then you'd have a bullet for every gender.

Hello I am Bird12/20/2016, 10:03:07 AM3 votes

Well, I mean, you'd be dealing with two corpses and a fictional character from a video game, so something tells me you're fucking insane.

Kinnikuko12/20/2016, 6:13:34 PM2 votes

You kids are really pushing this yasuo whining hard arent you.

How many months will this go on.

Mr Vulcanator12/20/2016, 2:30:02 AM2 votes

Well Hitler and Osama are already dead, so I don't think that you'd benefit from shooting a corpse, so go ahead and shoot Yas once windwall is on cooldown.

S H A Y C 012/20/2016, 1:37:20 PM2 votes

why not zoidburg?

xxxMadLionxxx12/19/2016, 9:22:40 PM2 votes

I'd shoot myself twice because between Yasuo, Hitler and Osama, it would probably be the least painful death.