If i had two bullets...
If I was in the same room as Hitler, Osama, and Yasuo, and had two bullets only in my gun, I would shoot Yasuo twice... uses windwall #pls rito
93 Comments
Ralanr57 votesI'd just shoot Hitler and Stalin, then pistol whip the third guy to death.
Why does no one consider this an option?
Yaśuo Main33 votesBecause the 3rd guy has a sword that can easily cut through a man.
Ralanr22 votesAnd somehow he's at the mercy of you with a gun?
Kukan Seishin5 votesBut you don't have any bullets at that point...
Ralanr20 votesI don't think Yasuo cares about the bullets in the first place. His passive will stop the first one.
DeathBot6666 votesNot if you crit hard enough.
Schàdenfreude1 votesBut what if I'm the one with the gun...
RNGsus just never happens to be on my side :(
TeCoolMage1 votesbuy 100% crit
Velzard of Koz1 votesWell, I mean some people have supernaturally bad luck... Has 100% crit Still won' crit 80% of the time Feels bug man... Bug life...
TeCoolMage3 voteso.
buy 120% crit then
Oglaf29 votesI'd shoot myself in the head.
Twice.
Mr Vulcanator5 votesUnintentional Supernatural reference.
Not xPeke1 votesit is?
Spicy Rice1 votesYes
Not xPeke1 votescan you explain it to me please? :D
Spicy Rice1 votesI can't recall the exact scene, but if I'm not mistaken, it's when they are arguing in front of a demon
Not xPeke1 votesahh thanks, I'm trying to think of the scene/episode as well but I can't remember, feelsbadman.
Mr Vulcanator1 votesActually they were discussing what hunt to take on next and one of them said that someone shot themselves in the head, twice.
Not xPeke1 votesCheers ^^.
L0ve Is Blue25 votesShoots once: Yasuo block with windwall
Shoots twice: Yasuo's shield absorbs the ball.
Velzard of Koz6 votesReloads, shoots thrice: He E-dashes from trajectory using Hitler Shoots quadrice: He E-dashes from trajectory using Osama Reloads, shoots pentrice: He gets hit, but is building as Diver thus takes very little damage Shoots hextrice: His windwall is back up again, his shield is charged, target-cooldown from E is gone, the cyrcle of cancer and death continues...
Only Play Darius14 votesWhat if it's a shotgun so you can kill all 3?
Kinky Fizz11 votesto the smart people who think it's not related to gameplay, he's talking about how yasuo's windwall is op, so it's gameplay, but instead of saying yasuo's windwall is op, he made a joke about it, so plz chill
falldown0101 votesthat text is so BOLD
Lord Galvatron10 votesI think the proper response is to use both bullets the shoot the lock off the door that's keeping you trapped inside with the skeleton and the waterlogged corpse. You should then seek professional help for your PTSD if you are seeing physical manifestations of Yasuo.
Sraeg20138 votesIf I was new around here, I'd ask why shitpost threads like this are even allowed in Gameplay Balance.
Glory ln Death3 votesGif not applicable. Yasuo ain't dead yet.
ABSINTHEged6 votesfirst shot PASSIVE SHIELD! Second shot WINDWALL!
[zombie-brand-facepalm]
Genocide Victim6 votesI would shoot Hitler and Osama, then beat Yasuo to death with a gun. He can't wind wall that.
Valexfor5 votesWould do the same and then also throw the gun at him, which would get blocked by his passive.
** RITO PLSZ**
arc955 votesyou: shoot at yasuo Yauso: windwall you: walk slightly away you: pistol whip yasuo you: wait brief moment You: shoot again
killing yasuo 101
General Theritt10 votes"Yes, let me wait here with my gun, to physically attack you, while you have a sword at least the length of a child's body and move at an extremely fast speed using the wind. You're also clearly an experienced as you can slice the ground and somehow create an updraft capable of making bullets disappear. Not only that, but it seems whenever you walk you build a wall of air around you, and whatever you have on you only seems to intensify each sword swing. You may also stab the air and create a large attack in front of you using pressurized oxygen. You even took on a squadron of men most likely armed to the teeth and even probably a platoon of Noxian soldiers, who also had guns, arrows, and spears and maces and swords too. Yes. Pistol Whip, and then fire. Precisely what i'll do. He'll never expect it."
Glory ln Death4 votesYou gotta be tricky about it. First, get everyone drunk, then get Yasuo on your side to take out the other two by telling him how terrible they are and all the awful things they've done. Then, when he jumps on them, you shoot him in the back of the head and let Hitler and Osama bleed out.
Win-win.
Theiki Kayle1 votes+1 because Yasuo is prone to drinking as evidenced by his in-game emotes
Glory ln Death1 votesGragas #1 Yasuo counter - Yas just can't resist all that alcohol flying everywhere.
Theiki Kayle1 votes
Time to roll out the barrel!
TheHurricaneGamr3 votesYou would just bait out his windfall with the first bullet , but would use E to dodge the second one. [slayer-jinx-catface]
Khadaver2 voteseven if you had a third shot he has passive
TheHurricaneGamr1 votes
I guess we need 4
An Undead brat3 votesIf you had two bullets, then you'd have a bullet for every gender.
Hello I am Bird3 votesWell, I mean, you'd be dealing with two corpses and a fictional character from a video game, so something tells me you're fucking insane.
xxxMadLionxxx2 votesI'd shoot myself twice because between Yasuo, Hitler and Osama, it would probably be the least painful death.
Mr Vulcanator2 votesWell Hitler and Osama are already dead, so I don't think that you'd benefit from shooting a corpse, so go ahead and shoot Yas once windwall is on cooldown.
Asayake 5150glow1 votes[{quoted}](name=Mr Vulcanator,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=dKcshTAG,comment-id=0011,timestamp=2016-12-20T02:30:02.524+0000)
Well Hitler and Osama are already dead, so I don't think that you'd benefit from shooting a corpse, so go ahead and shoot Yas once windwall is on cooldown.
He'd dodge it with his infinite dashes, through Hitler and Osama, ofc.
S H A Y C 02 voteswhy not zoidburg?
Kinnikuko2 votesYou kids are really pushing this yasuo whining hard arent you.
How many months will this go on.
GOOD A5S JOB1 votesYou kids are really pushing this yasuo whining hard arent you.
How many months will this go on.
It's a joke I remembered from an episode from the office. Kinda reminded me of yasuo, so it's more of a meme than a game play related issue (sorry for posting it here this is my first time so was experimenting). [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
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