*RANT ALERT* *MAJOR BUTTHURT* *FUCK VAYNE* *NOT A QUALITY POST*

scribbles782·1/13/2018, 6:29:47 AM·2 votes·417 views

I just played a game with a cocky ass smurfing Vayne whi shat on my bot lane and proceeded to shit on everyone the whole game. Normally I'd be like "smurfing or not, I'm playing Talon, I can just one shot her and win because that's what assassins are fucking SUPPOSED TO DO RIGHT? BOIIIIIIIIIII WAS I WRONG?!??!?!!?!?!!!/11/12E'/F'/" This bitch got Randuins second item and Phantom Dancer third. This made it quite literally impossible for me to one shot her. But get this. SHE ONE SHOT MY WHOLE TEAM THE WHOLE GAME. Including my Nautilus, because, PERCENT MAX HEALTH FUCKING TRUE DAMAGE. Now it's okay for an adc to have a niche of shredding tanks fast. But It's NOT okay when that same champion can one shot squishies EVEN FASTER. She should have her base damages lowered a shit ton, so she can just shred tanks without fucking shitting on squishies with a randuins for no god damn reason. And I just felt helpless because I couldn't do anything. I couldn't build armor because PERCENT MAX HEALTH TRUE DAMAGE, and by the time I got lord Doms I already lost that shit because Vayne is fucking busted. I like how there are Vayne nerfs on the PBE, but TBH I don't think lowering her AD on her ult by 10/20/30 is nearly enough. Nerf her fucking W. Any champion that can one shot a tank when the person DOING the one shotting has a randuins and the TANK WHO IS BEING ONE SHOT is building thornmail. Please. Thank you. Also if you read this whole thing, you should be doing something better with your life.

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2 Comments

redniwediS1/13/2018, 6:37:17 AM1 votes

Welcome to the party man. It might not be a fun party, but at least you're in good company.

Ayanami3rd1/13/2018, 11:12:24 AM1 votes

How can you one shot champ A **faster ** than champ B?