Rito games please

This its a patch note i maked myself Irelia-Nerf her ultimate by 30 damage at all ranks,passive goes off more faster Aatrox-nerf his Q by 23 , after using R it goes off much faster and increase ult cd by 30 secs all ranks Kai'sa-Nerf her attack speed and ap scaling on w Illaoi-Nerf her ult damage and her passive heal Ivern-Buff his q damage and e ap ratio Malzahar-Increase the early damage and lower mana cost early and increase the cost on late and the cds increase on late and also maybe a rework like at ezreal Fizz-Nerf his ap ratio on q-e-w Zoe-DELETE HER Jarvar-lower his defense,magis resist,hp nerf his E attack speed,R nerf his mana cost and lower the range and lower the damage Renekton-Nerf his damage on q-e-w-r and lower his defense Nasus-Nerf his stacks damage by 50%,R nerf his movement speed while in it Vayne-Lower her attack speed in early game and damage, Miss fortune-Lower her damage in early and mid game and R ratio lower it , you press 1 button and bye bye b#### Master yi-lower attack speed attack damage and his e damage and w damage reduction and if hes in the enemy team hes a fucking smurf from fucking starcraft 2 who just ks everyone even in your team Diana-Nerf her skills to the ground and remove every buff that she had shes good already without knowing that if im vs her i dissapear like in a magic trick for kids u see me now u dont Katarina-Lower the scaling and everything her r scaling and damage her cooldown increased literally u guys gived her low cd a lot of damage and a lot of mobility and literally i maked this list in 30 minutes and u guys stay months for a patch lame It just isnt fun to play this game anymore literally being vs early game champ rene,irelia etc it isnt fun u lose everytime and the matchmaking system its just so bad in ranked your with people with LOWER rank exemple:making a ranked game in silver i literally was bronze people even b4 why.