Upcoming NURF mode and protest thread

I am creating this thread for any chance that the upcoming mode "NURF" will be coming out as part of an April Fools joke. As much as I love hour long games and strategy for glorious victories, I don't enjoy hours and hours of constant bitching and this mode not being "URF".

I propose a boycott if this mode is, in fact, not an April Fools joke. This is clearly just taunting the true fans of League of Legends and their passion for "URF".