Only we aren't talking about food, or diets, or safety. Feeding you a turd sandwich so that a piss sandwich tastes better in comparison is what you do when choosing between 2 bad options. URF, OFA, and Hexakill are legitimately fun game modes, not just fun compared to Nexus Siege or that Thresh game, which are boring.
URF doesn't taste like a cupcake because it's being compared to Poros. URF tastes like a cupcake because it's straight up better than 90% of the complete games in my Steam folder, and on nights when I want to relax, not get stressed out and abused by some preteen in Solo Queue, and have fun(most nights), it's better than ranked.
Do you really believe that a company made a game mode that's too much fun and beloved by a large percentage of it's players, but believes that people should have to suffer through bad game modes 'just because'? Or could it possibly be that the game completely revolves around ranked and pushing e-sports down our throats, and those extremely popular game modes impact the queue health of ranked?
The fact that we get THIS MANY bullshit excuses or estimations of why the fun shit has been shelved is almost as laughable as the people who actually believe all of these nonsensical reasons.