The Silver Lissandra (A short-novel)
It was a fine sunny day on the Rift. A Lissandra was facing off against a Veigar on the Field of Justice. The middle lane was the home of the Lissandra, where she spent her minutes not last hitting creeps with auto attacks. During the match, a wild Renekton and Quinn were chasing after a low hp enemy Fiora and Xin Zhao. Lissandra, completely unaware of what's going on, notices the chase due to excessive pings. Here she comes! She's going to jump over the wall and finish them off!
Of course, that's what you would think. Instead, the Lissandra throws her jump-ability the opposite way, and then say "jump was on CD" as the Fiora and Xin Zhao decided to use their new OP warlords bloodlust mastery on the poor Renekton and Quinn. They jumped on them, and easily destroyed them, as Lissandra went back to the lane to miss creeps with her auto attacks.
And the winner of the best Lissandra player goes to......!!!Drum Roll Please!......................
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chris051903!!!!!!
Here you go chris051903, a link for you to assist you in this match!
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=556519
(new players like you that buy exp-boosts to get to level 30 are the reason there is toxicity in league of legends).