Either you play Yasuo or you Hate Yasuo

FEDXSai··7 votes·1,596 views

DONT GET STUCK ON THE TITLE. dude just tried yasuo for the third time and i kick his ass in lane phase but the bastard STILL beats me in lane? legit it feels like the only way to beat yasuo in lane AND in teamfights is to simply not auto attack dont shoot projectiles just chase this guy who you'll never be able to catch because just building pd frozen mallet triforce and can legit 1v3 your fucking team? what other champion can do that? just because they dont have resources shouldn't automatically give them the privilege to spam all their spells regardless of wether or not they hit or miss. you keep trying to balance this game around yasuo well fucking balance the game around PUNISHMENTS not STRENGTHS. legit can find anyone who isnt an assasin that can keep up with the bastard. im fucking sick of winning lane but still losing simply because yasuo build pd earlier than the intended (if its fucking intentional) time. sooo sick of this fucking champ EVERYWHERE I LOOK. he is not fun whatsoever to play against and i dont even feel like trying against the champion half of the time. change his fucking windwall to where if youre behind it (the side he cast it on) it doesnt work. why does his work as an actual projectile wall but braums wouldnt? if not that then buff some high movement speed champions! after season 2 they alll disappeared!!! or reduce his base health scaliing since his shield his pretty much free

and so far, all these comments either agree or say im bad because fear the yas nerf ignore the poinltess item nerfs. that should say something about the emotions carried behind this champion

58 Comments

Vyrithus8 votes

u kicked his ass in lane but he beat you in lane?

Baunjo5 votes

" Either you don't know how to play against a champion well enough to make it not frustrating for you or you happen to enjoy playing a champion, something everyone is entitled to "

Did I do a good job of manipulating people's opinions?

FEDXSai1 votes

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" Either you don't know how to play against a champion well enough to make it not frustrating for you or you happen to enjoy playing a champion, something everyone is entitled to "

Did I do a good job of manipulating people's opinions?

that wasnt my intention but if thats all the reason you came to comment about then cool nobody cares.

Baunjo3 votes

Sorry I just saw your bullshit title and wanted to call it out. I didn't mean to interfere with I hate X champion bronze circle jerk, please continue

FEDXSai1 votes

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Sorry I just saw your bullshit title and wanted to call it out. I didn't mean to interfere with I hate X champion bronze circle jerk, please continue

funny enough my ex dota pro scene player who calls me the lowkeygod said that title to me.

Baunjo3 votes

This isn't dota kiddo, no one cares. Were here to call you trash and prove you wrong and you make it ez, just like playing a game against you

FEDXSai1 votes

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This isn't dota kiddo, no one cares. Were here to call you trash and prove you wrong and you make it ez, just like playing a game against you

i also heard this is a game where you talk shit all day but dont 1v1 anyone

Handy Sandy 2 votes

So true, your post and my comment is still going to get downvoted though.

Ralanr2 votes

On your title: I'm neutral to him. I don't hate him nor do I play him.

ModWulf Helhammer2 votes

Same (although I'd really like to play him well. It seems like a suck at any non-tanky melee, short of Jayce and Kat)

PermabannedGaren2 votes

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dude just tried yasuo for the third time and i kick his ass in lane phase but the bastard STILL beats me in lane? legit it feels like the only way to beat yasuo in lane AND in teamfights is to simply not auto attack dont shoot projectiles just chase this guy who you'll never be able to catch because just building pd frozen mallet triforce and can legit 1v3 your fucking team? what other champion can do that? just because they dont have resources shouldn't automatically give them the privilege to spam all their spells regardless of wether or not they hit or miss. you keep trying to balance this game around yasuo well fucking balance the game around PUNISHMENTS not STRENGTHS. legit can find anyone who isnt an assasin that can keep up with the bastard. im fucking sick of winning lane but still losing simply because yasuo build pd earlier than the intended (if its fucking intentional) time. sooo sick of this fucking champ EVERYWHERE I LOOK. he is not fun whatsoever to play against and i dont even feel like trying against the champion half of the time. change his fucking windwall to where if youre behind it (the side he cast it on) it doesnt work. why does his work as an actual projectile wall but braums wouldnt?

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2298884456/33147643?tab=overview

Stop playing Shen. Riot has made it clear that they don't want you to.

Also, to be blunt, your entire team was awful, and yes I'm including you.

FEDXSai1 votes

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http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2298884456/33147643?tab=overview

Stop playing Shen. Riot has made it clear that they don't want you to.

Also, to be blunt, your entire team was awful, and yes I'm including you.

that not true actually the reason the nerf shen auto damage is because it was awkward at such high health percentages

FEDXSai1 votes

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that not true actually the reason the nerf shen auto damage is because it was awkward at such high health percentages

but youre right it was a bad early game but because they had a yasuo who could 1v3 taking objectives took 4 people if only he was next to it! he was top lane yas and he switched to mid lane becasue he FELT like he was losing lane. even tho he was winning.

FEDXSai1 votes

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http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2298884456/33147643?tab=overview

Stop playing Shen. Riot has made it clear that they don't want you to.

Also, to be blunt, your entire team was awful, and yes I'm including you.

you havent even played league on this account lol whats youre actual elo? how would you go about beating yasuo in lane?

PermabannedGaren1 votes

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you havent even played league on this account lol whats youre actual elo? how would you go about beating yasuo in lane?

Silver 3, main account is NemeBro.

As Shen? I probably wouldn't. Champ is garbage now.

FEDXSai1 votes

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Silver 3, main account is NemeBro.

As Shen? I probably wouldn't. Champ is garbage now.

lol i was s3 last month. my point wasnt that this guy was good. its the champion yasuo that deals with most champs at an advantage

PermabannedGaren1 votes

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lol i was s3 last month. my point wasnt that this guy was good. its the champion yasuo that deals with most champs at an advantage

He was good, relatively speaking. He played far better than you or your team.

FEDXSai1 votes

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He was good, relatively speaking. He played far better than you or your team.

did you see his lane phase?

FEDXSai1 votes

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He was good, relatively speaking. He played far better than you or your team.

it was his third game as yasuo on his main acct based on his multiple seasons

FEDXSai1 votes

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it was his third game as yasuo on his main acct based on his multiple seasons

2 pentakills.

CerealBoxOfDoom2 votes

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DONT GET STUCK ON THE TITLE.

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

legionnaire991 votes

3v1 champion Riven illioa diarist cass kat kog brand kayle Yorick I can keep going

FEDXSai1 votes

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3v1 champion Riven illioa diarist cass kat kog brand kayle Yorick I can keep going

resources on almost all of them. ty.

Ralanr1 votes

So?

Baunjo1 votes

I could beat you with thresh in a 1v1, learn how to play the game before you cry about champions

FEDXSai1 votes

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I could beat you with thresh in a 1v1, learn how to play the game before you cry about champions

then do it and stop talking shit your garbage ass jax couldn't fuck with me in lane bruh

Baunjo1 votes

As soon as I can get my PC to run LoL again I will beat you with whatever champion you want me to

legionnaire991 votes

None mana mana mana none mana mana mana

FEDXSai1 votes

he got two penta kills in under a minute

Ralanr5 votes

If that's the case then you guys must have sucked hard.

FEDXSai1 votes

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If that's the case then you guys must have sucked hard.

i dont think you understand how important resources are. everything in the universe is limited in its resource as far as we know nothing has unlimited resources. that means yasuo could not exist not only in our world and galaxy but our universe as well. now not only does that alone make him a questionable champion but that also makes him comparatively stronger than anyone with energy or mana the second they lose that energy.

Ralanr4 votes

... Are you seriously trying to compare reality to a game where there are two talking trees, a race of furry little people that are timeless spirits, two steampunk/diesel punk cities, and a Space Dragon that makes the very Stars of the universe?

Are you really trying to use this logic to make your argument better? Because let me tell you something.

You. Suck. At. It.

FEDXSai1 votes

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... Are you seriously trying to compare reality to a game where there are two talking trees, a race of furry little people that are timeless spirits, two steampunk/diesel punk cities, and a Space Dragon that makes the very Stars of the universe?

Are you really trying to use this logic to make your argument better? Because let me tell you something.

You. Suck. At. It.

lol again all you compared it to was our world. a tiny ass planet. i am saying that the foundation of yasuo is simply absurd with that point.

Ralanr4 votes

... You're not worth it.

AgeOfTheMage1 votes

shen seems like an interesting champ to play, i'll have to check him out sometime(omfg, can't wait to shut down all those dumb vayne and ashe's) also heres what I see in a ton of league players: if they can't deal a shit ton of damage then they're garbage! it's not all about damage, utility helps a ton, plus, isn't shen a tank?

FEDXSai1 votes

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shen seems like an interesting champ to play, i'll have to check him out sometime(omfg, can't wait to shut down all those dumb vayne and ashe's) also heres what I see in a ton of league players: if they can't deal a shit ton of damage then they're garbage! it's not all about damage, utility helps a ton, plus, isn't shen a tank?

shen is a tank that should be able to beat yasuo in lane 8 out of 10 times. both his poke spells can be blocked so it comes down to windwall blocking your sword. which is why they wont nerf it lol

AgeOfTheMage1 votes

lol, atm i have 4100 ip i plan onbuying a 4800 champ, not sure, i'm thinking renekton tho

FEDXSai1 votes

i own almost all the champ but yasuo i probably wont buy based on principle atm. maybe when his lane phase mid game and late game arent so one sided. this thread has gone beyond its original purpose tho :p

AgeOfTheMage1 votes

I just plan on buying whoever looks fun

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

What about the third category?

People like me who whoop him in laning with a MAGE and keep him whooped and glued to his tower unless he wants to give me tower first blood?

The Glorious Evolution is your salvation.

FEDXSai1 votes

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What about the third category?

People like me who whoop him in laning with a MAGE and keep him whooped and glued to his tower unless he wants to give me tower first blood?

The Glorious Evolution is your salvation.

in top lane i'd lose simply because my team is tilted. and why is everyone getting distracted by the title?

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

It's the first part of your post we see, and after all first impressions are important.

FEDXSai1 votes

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It's the first part of your post we see, and after all first impressions are important.

this isnt meet and greet its kinda about not enjoying the game simply because once yasuo is in a game the entirety of skirmishing early, chasing mid game (you cant chase yas he'll just stall until his team shows and has probably met the cap of mobility) and his late game teamfigh--his late game everything. :p

The Boring Nerd1 votes

I don't hate Yasuo, only when I play a champ that gets countered by him. Planning to buy Lissandra, counters all the melee mid laners, and most top laners also. She makes a good support also, you know?

FEDXSai1 votes

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I don't hate Yasuo, only when I play a champ that gets countered by him. Planning to buy Lissandra, counters all the melee mid laners, and most top laners also. She makes a good support also, you know?

its better to play karma support than lissandra :p

The Boring Nerd1 votes

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its better to play karma support than lissandra :p

Liss might not have a AOE shield, but she has way more CC then Karma. Liss also has a real ult and can help the adc engage.

FEDXSai1 votes

that does not make her a better support than karma :p what can lissandra do if she gets focus by two ranged champions bot lane or gets cc to death before she can do anything? nobodys saying lissandra cant support and i had a 2.4:1 liss for a season (started 3.0 but meh kdas are hard to maintain as an engage champion)

FEDXSai1 votes

ideally with lissandra in a skirmish you want to save your e for escape because you dont really have anything else to leave. ideally with lissandra in a teamfight you want to flank and have enough damage to 100 to 0 the enemy teamcomp. but support lissandra can run into SERIOUS health issues which is why just cc in her in a gank you could kill her before her adc can even do anything. and you dont really want to be in a position where the adc has to protect you because then they become out of position to farm :)

The Boring Nerd1 votes

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that does not make her a better support than karma :p what can lissandra do if she gets focus by two ranged champions bot lane or gets cc to death before she can do anything? nobodys saying lissandra cant support and i had a 2.4:1 liss for a season (started 3.0 but meh kdas are hard to maintain as an engage champion)

Are you silly? She has her E, isn't that what's it for? Her Q also increases it's range if it hits a enemy champ or minion, meaning that her Q can reach ranged champs, just like in mid. All her abilities either have a slow, snare or stun, and all of it is AOE. Liss can let her ADC chase the enemy easily, and make sure she and the adc can get kills.

FEDXSai1 votes

youre arguing legitimacy. im stating practicality. doesnt matter to me who you play you aint on my team :p :)

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