Simply Katarina

Earlier today, I came up against an enemy Katarina. Once I had discovered that Kata was up against me in lane, this is when I realised that my cock was about to get bent. I happily spawned in hoping to have an eventful game, having fun with teammates and assisting in fatal murders. I slowly but surely bought my Doran's Blade but then again realised that my cock had already been bent in spawn. I walked towards the middle lane extremely excited looking into the progression of this normal match. As I approached the tower, the dark, dull fog revealed the enemy Katarina. I stopped in my tracks scared shitless, asking my jungler to gank instantaneously. Kata saw me, looked me straight in the eyes and proceeded to grab me. She somehow at level 1 had all of her abilities. She used her E to target me, this move ensured anal penetration as she then pressed her R button. I frustratingly returned to spawn after my death had occurred. At this moment I tabbed out of my game and opened my google chrome browser. I angrily typed contact Riot Games and here I am. All that I ask is that you can nerf Katarina as over 50,000 champions have had their days ruined by a red headed girl. Thank you.