Because f**k the new players

What the hell is going on. I played League of Legends a little bit like two or three years ago (and by little, I mean like 10-15 hours total). I wasn't really into gaming, let alone competitive gaming, when I started. Lately, I have been getting into competitive a lot and wanted to try my hand again at League. I remember knowing Sona on Support so I figured that'd be a good place to start relearning a game that I've COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN how to play.

After I get through an immense amount of crafting and matchmaking and BS hint boxes, I just wanted to play a damn game. I started vs bots just to get the hang of it again... turns out I remember a lot more than I thought. Cool, now lets start learning how to play again actual players because bots are not representative of anything. Normal queue as Support..... ONE F##KING HOUR LATER, NOTHING. "What? Is this game dying?" I'm thinking. Can't be... I can still vs bots in under two minutes. Let's try again. THIRTY MINUTES LATER, still nothing. Really? What the f##k is going on? Okay, maybe it's the server, I'll try again tomorrow.

Onto next day, I queue up normal PvP. TWENTY MINUTES LATER, I finally start a game. I got Support which I wanted but then, someone couldn't figure out how to ban a champion... BACK TO QUEUE I GO. Another ten holy-f##king-s##t-I-just-want-to-f##king-play-a-f##king-game minutes later, I start another game and get... MID? WHAT THE HELL, I BARELY KNOW SUPPORT, WHY THE F##K AN I GETTING MID? Needless to say, I just ditched the game because I rather not endure 30 minutes of I-don't-know-what-the-f##k-I'm-doing.

What the hell happened to this game? All I want is a simple PvP game where I actually know what I'm doing. If I wanted to go against a bunch of bots, I'd f##king play Smash Brothers solo. This new queue thing is complete horse s##t. If I seriously have to play against bots for my next umpteen levels, then f##k this game, I'll just play World of Warcraft. Seriously.