Life of a S5 Talon

2/3 of all my games as a talon main, i get at least 3 of these from at least 2 different people every game as i mute them:

as mid talon: "wtf talon stop roaming bot ur only roaming bot for kills"
"TALON WTF R U DOING STAY MID UR THROWING THE GAME" "wtf stop attacking the tower thats my job go do something useful" "wtf stop taking my farm botlane" (this is always after bot turret falls and they go mid, if they even go mid) "wtf why are you warding their jungle stay in lane"

as top talon: "TALON WTF BUILD TANK NOT DAMAGE" "TANK ONLY" pings serrated dirk "STOP ROAMING MID U IDIOT" "wtf stop leaving your lane stay top" "wtf why no conqueror" pings electrocute

teamfighting: "STOP TRYING TO KILL THEIR ADC THATS MY JOB" "talon why arent you jumping back over that wall you just jumped over you idiot" "why didnt you dash to them midair wtf" "wtf talon why are you hiding behind that wall get over here to kill the tank" "TALON STOP JUMPING ONTO THE ADC U KSER GO ONE SHOT THE TANK" "wtf why didnt you jump over that veigar cage"

at all stages of the game: "wtf talon why are you backflipping" "wtf stop stealing jungle camps" (i was in the enemy jungle lol) "/all report talon trolling pls" "/all gg talon sux" "/all gg useless talon"

i love my elo