Wow, that was just sad....

I think that I just played the most pathetic game in LoL history.

I was playing on a smurf account, one designed to answer the question 'how far can you get exclusively playing champs that cost 450 IP?' I had just unlocked Sivir (the first permanent champ on the account) and being level 4 went into an intro bot game. I called top without a peep of opposition. Okay.

so the game starts, and I notice something: I'm up top, but no one's jungling and no one's bot. I ask in chat "Is anyone going bot?" No one says anything. All four of my fellow players are in mid getting their metaphorical pee-pees twacked by the one Ryze that's always in mid. Five minutes into the game I ask again: "Is anyone going bot?" Again utter silence, and they keep getting hosed by the one Ryze in the midlane.

So for five to seven minutes of the game I am bouncing back and forth between top and bottom lane clearing minion waves and taking down champs, until somone finally decides to come bot....And caused a total of 827 points of damage the entire game.

The net result was a win surprisingly enough. There was a total of 59 kills (Of which I was responsible for 51) 18 deaths (of which I was responsible for 1) and 19 assists (of which I was also responsible for 1.) And remember, this was against Intro bots!

Does a sadder result exist? If so, I wanna hear about it!