hey, i got one better. so i play a few bot games a day to get first wins. usually jungle and play hard carries like morde or yi just in case there's bots or newbs. i see one of my teams today is all human so i think 'great, i don't have to try hard. i'll pick swain support, see what he's like after the changes.'
so i get a jungle nidalee who comes triple bot at the start to get her 'second skill', and ends the game at 0/9/7. adc jhin who afks more than half the game, making it a point to never actually help with anything ever. fizz who just wanders around the map getting 50 kills and not pushing any lanes, and a taliyah who is somehow playing the first game in their lives. 40 minutes later we lose.
that's right, a team with all human players, loses to bots. nothing i could do because i didn't pick a champ that can 1v5, i picked a 'fun' champ. it's gotta be pretty fucking sad for there to be human beings out there who derive their satisfaction from trolling other human players against teams of bots, and also a mark of how much riot's player moderation policies have degraded player behavior to the point where they're like mindless fucking rodents who can't see 2 feet in front of their own faces and they have to force others to lose to bots to feel good about themselves. it should have never come to that, i feel.