Dear Bard players....

Stackless Python·3/13/2015, 11:42:12 PM·2 votes·717 views

Stay in your fucking lane, with your adc. You aren't a cat chasing a laser pointer and you don't need to be walking around the jungle while your adc has to 2 vs 1. Please, it's not hard.

Edit: Leave when you have a chance, and not whenever a chime pops up on the map.

Good time to leave: When they are going back, your adc is going back or they died. Bad time to leave: When the wave is in the middle of the lane, and their support isn't also gone.

10 Comments

DJ Di03/13/2015, 11:47:48 PM7 votes

Dear ADC; can you not push the wave and learn to farm under tower for 30 seconds while I quickly scale my passive? You aren't a hungry hungry hippo trying to frantically fight someone else for cs while your support is helping the jungler/midlaner. Please, it's not hard.

DWT123453/13/2015, 11:51:26 PM2 votes

Dear ADC; maybe if you would look at Bard abilities for two seconds, you would realize he is built to be a roaming support. Its not like i am going to abandon you when you are at 10% health. You have plenty of sustain since i will have left at least two health pods behind. Just dont be an idiot and engaje in a 2v1 situation. Please, its not hard.

SIayton3/14/2015, 12:12:51 AM1 votes

I just roam when I'm oom and can't really contribute anyway. Collecting 3 or 4 chimes is like half a mana bar back so its actually a good alternative to backing if you aren't too beat up.

Trash MammaI3/14/2015, 12:22:42 AM1 votes

Or you can pick up one of the 3 health shrines I left for you instead of running right past them then crying about being low? Or maybe you can not run into a cs wave and try to 1v2 just because you DO have the healthshrines near? Or maybe you can farm under tower instead of hard pushing then crying when you die.

Or one of my biggest pet peeves so far..stop stepping on the healing shrines the moment I set them down

Sukishoo3/14/2015, 12:24:51 AM1 votes

You can't tell other people how to play. They can play as they wish. Bard is also built for roaming, so get used to it.