River Shen?

Haddy·1/28/2015, 5:54:35 PM·39 votes·28,367 views

any comments? what does this mean? what will be next?

34 Comments

7ha7guy7771/28/2015, 7:33:18 PM25 votes

plot twist: scuttle crab IS River Shen

Spikeman711/28/2015, 10:58:34 PM17 votes

Delete this and keep the secret alive.

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The Mormonator1/29/2015, 3:33:09 AM11 votes

Downvoting to keep the River Shen alive but out of the view of the public eye. You should all do the same. Please.

Meep Man1/28/2015, 7:26:32 PM7 votes

New role incoming. River roamers. I have done this role before with River Shen. It is a hidden little thing inside this community. Only a small amount of people know about it. The champions who can be a part of River Squad are slim and require the following.

  1. Decent Engage
  2. Constant Healing
  3. Good Standard Movement Speed

Champions that can play river include:

Aatrox Aatrox

Akali Akali

DrMundo Dr. Mundo

Elise Elise

Gangplank Gangplank

Hecarim Hecarim

Irelia Irelia

MasterYi Master Yi

Nasus Nasus

Olaf Olaf

RekSai Rek'sai

Shen Shen

Trundle Trundle

Vladimir Vladimir

Volibear Volibear

Warwick Warwick

Zac Zac

Toben1/28/2015, 7:20:12 PM4 votes

That was a really good story. Really interesting. I'm going to assume that he made up this story, in which case, he is very good at writing a suspenseful plot, where you slowly uncover bits of information to a mystery (a writing technique).

Although he does have a point with the scuttle crab...that's really what makes this story believable.

Toru Itai1/28/2015, 6:04:32 PM3 votes

O.o ooOooOoOOOooOoOo

Bob the bomber1/28/2015, 10:24:31 PM3 votes

My friends and I were always thinking it would be cool if there was a water champion that gets speed buffs in the river.

Now I know that Shen was the correct person :D

KidKaiser1/29/2015, 2:29:42 AM3 votes

so roamers are now a 'thing'. just roll nunu and tell us the story of how big foot came to be.

ImHerVoice1/28/2015, 7:25:11 PM2 votes

OH SHIT

TheKingDodo1/29/2015, 1:03:52 AM2 votes

What if this was an intended role back when rito was making Summoner's rift? wasn't SR initially intended to be a 3v3/4v4 game mode, but became a 5v5 (birth of supports) What if their justification for it becoming a 5v5 is the unexpected river roam role? as always, riot's decision has unforeseen consequences so they ended up making supports in LoL instead :/

Oleandervine1/29/2015, 5:40:20 AM2 votes

This is Revolu-SHEN-ary. He should definitely have a water based skin for this role called O-Shen.

Jalkan1/29/2015, 4:20:29 AM1 votes

If you chase Scuttle Crab to the edge of the river, he will use Shen's taunt ability to try to juke you.

Undead Pho3nix1/29/2015, 4:21:14 AM1 votes

How is riven shen a thing..so what, he basically is a jungler that doesnt get any camps? wtf does he do for levels....seems like shite to me.

junglerboy161/29/2015, 4:22:27 AM1 votes

I actually think this is far from a troll idea, since with how jungling has made it hard for certain champs to clear safely, being able to just power gank is not that far fetched of a style. Basically anyone with strong ganks could do this.

PrinceArchie1/29/2015, 4:39:34 AM1 votes

My sides... im dying! PLS I MUST DO THIS

Hawkefire1/29/2015, 5:33:41 AM1 votes

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any comments? what does this mean? what will be next?

And so we have found a new role for junglers.

Never take smite, and just go exhaust/ignite and snowball the game.

Akesgeroth1/29/2015, 2:11:23 PM1 votes

what does this mean?

It means bronze players will die to the stupidest shit.

Kikou1/29/2015, 7:42:25 PM1 votes

I played river shen and got a 20 stack Mejais

cFlame1/28/2015, 11:12:24 PM1 votes

That's awesome. I'm gonna try that sometime, but what role would be missing? Yeah, delete this thread to keep the secret alive plz. EDIT: Everyone report this boards thread, keep it alive.

Kats Pajamas1/28/2015, 8:14:22 PM1 votes
SunGold1/29/2015, 2:10:24 AM1 votes

i'm scared :( this is worst than teemo