Riot, Why?

I recently got placed in Silver II and wanted to climb higher. So I got into a ranked game. What greeted me after champion select was nothing short of beautiful. My game crashed. How exiting. After around 30000 years I reloaded the game and reconnected. What greeted me after I reconnected was even more beautiful. I was kicked from the game BECAUSE I WAS INACTIVE. After around 20000 years I reconnected again, and I finally got to play. Only to feed, surrender and question the existence of a God. After the game was over a little message appeared saying that because I left the game for too long I was now in a lower queue priority.So you're telling me, that because Riot can't program a game, I have to suffer? I have a better idea. Riot's executives can chop their manhoods off and sacrifice them to the Lord of Darkness and pray he will show them mercy in the afterlife #ALLHAILTHESATAN. Thank you for reading.