Dear LOL, STOP PAIRING ME WITH NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elderly Woman··2 votes·1,642 views

Dear LOL, STOP PAIRING ME WITH NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.

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Jamaree6 votes

You are in Bronze 5, what do you expect?

Elderly Woman1 votes

I expect to play til I can carry 4 noobs. XD

Lets have shrex5 votes
Elderly Woman1 votes

These are all support scores. You're missing my point. A support is only as good as their adc. If you want stats from other positions, it will shut you the fuck up. Noobs post stats by the way. You have been exposed.

Lets have shrex2 votes

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These are all support scores. You're missing my point. A support is only as good as their adc. If you want stats from other positions, it will shut you the fuck up. Noobs post stats by the way. You have been exposed.

"I feed because my mates are bad" kek

Malix Farwin2 votes

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These are all support scores. You're missing my point. A support is only as good as their adc. If you want stats from other positions, it will shut you the fuck up. Noobs post stats by the way. You have been exposed.

Support or not, your death count is high as heck. You are feeding them gold regardless of your role. Also you assists are also extremely low.

Elderly Woman1 votes

I understand your logic as an outsider. My stats are only reflective of the shitty adc's I'm paired with. If I go any other role, I usually win. My point is that I like playing supp, but I get paired with noobs. I may be a B5 cuz I'm adamant about playing support, but these cats are not remotely on my level. When I play with my fellow good players, my stats are awesome. When I play with noobs, I suffer. I am a mirror image of who I play with. I've had numerous people tell me "what the fuck you doing in Bronze". No joke. I get this a comment a lot. What I am tired of is LOL pairing me with shit noobs because Im in B5. They need to take into account my player level. I've probably lost more games than you've played. 55% win ratio.

Malix Farwin3 votes

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I understand your logic as an outsider. My stats are only reflective of the shitty adc's I'm paired with. If I go any other role, I usually win. My point is that I like playing supp, but I get paired with noobs. I may be a B5 cuz I'm adamant about playing support, but these cats are not remotely on my level. When I play with my fellow good players, my stats are awesome. When I play with noobs, I suffer. I am a mirror image of who I play with. I've had numerous people tell me "what the fuck you doing in Bronze". No joke. I get this a comment a lot. What I am tired of is LOL pairing me with shit noobs because Im in B5. They need to take into account my player level. I've probably lost more games than you've played. 55% win ratio.

As an outsider? ive been in bronze and supported several times, and also just been through a meta where bot used to determine your games. Your Death and Assists are awful.

Elderly Woman1 votes

Your comment is an observation I already am aware of. Your comment isn't helpful. Please try to add value next time.

Keyboard Removed1 votes

I think you are just as bad as them

Elderly Woman1 votes

That's a cop out, but I can respect your poor judgement. It's your opinion, but I know 1v1 I would murder you, so... again... a support is only as good as their ADC. And since I'm so spread, my level draws in high comp and surrounds me with shit. Even these comment boards, surround me with crap comments. No one has anything useful to say. It's all good. As soon as I can carry 4 players as a Sup, I won't have to endure the salt. I think your comment was a waste of 5 mins writing this.

Keyboard Removed1 votes

you can stay as delusional as you want and make excuses for life, but the fact doesn't change. you are bad.

Elderly Woman1 votes

Your reality is not actuality.

Elderly Woman1 votes

Ugh, no one has anything useful to say.

4 Step Cadence1 votes

You say that like you weren't a noob at some point. Sorry not everyone can be as godly as you.

Elderly Woman1 votes

I am not godly for sure. I'm not even great, but to be paired with people not even in my realm of experience... is frustrating. I just want LOL to pair me with people at my experience level. I've had plenty of games that I've lost that were justified, and good losses. My concern is pairing me for the sake of pairing me, because my timer has been in que for over 3mins. And when I was a noob, I played bots for 2 years straight before I even considered playing norms, and then 6 more months before I started playing ranked.

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