Behavior Cards are forced actions performed under duress

Yeah, my Inet dropped... Or maybe there was a beverage accident. One of the 8 cats we have got into something that could send them to the vet.

My inet DID drop... We, well some of us at any rate, are not children. Forcing us to type a certain set of characters out on a keyboard just because our inet dropped is literally forcing us to perform an action under duress.

It's also literally stupid.

Sure, I'll type in your dumb characters that you want me to. But, this time, it was my ISP's fault. Are you going to contact them to 'sign' your form? Do I get to send them a stupid behavior card that forces them to perform an action under duress when they interrupt my service? I'm sure I could, but god damn is that a childish thing to do.

When did this company start being run under moronic principles?

Seriously, get your head out of your ass so I can put my foot in there...

Sincerely,

Human User -