Why Riot Why?

bailym10··3 votes·356 views

Hey Riot, its your boi Pussyeater2k17, I am a jewish boy under the age of 13, come at me %%%%'s. Recently Riot has released their end of the year recap. I have a slight problem because towards the end of the presentation, it suggests characters to play. This is when I become a salty %%%got. You see, it suggests the champions Xayah, Jhin, and Ezreal. I'm fine with riot wanting me to expand my champion pool, however I ALREADY FUCKING OWNED THOSE CHAMPIONS ON MY PREVIOUS ACCOUNT THAT GOT PERMA BANNED BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY LEAGUE ARE LITTLE SNOW FLAKE BITCHES WHO DESERVE AUTISM.

4 Comments

JamesOPS2 votes

For years I have been trying to articulate my feelings towards league of legends, you sir have finally done it. Bravo.

Flameon92 votes

This made my day Pussyeater2k17, preach it brother

Marshbouy1 votes

I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not, but it's hilarious.

Slythion1 votes

lmfao

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