Winning: Not The Best Players, But Who's Got The Worst/Troll/Afk!

Below are just a few of my many experiences in the past couple days.

Matched with a yoirc "jungle" doesn't even start the jungle item so 10 min into the game hes lvl 2. Ofc it was a close game lmao, and dont you dare /ff in low elo lmao.

My jungle Yi was 0-9 died to the jungle camps three times times. Paired with his duo partner an 0-6 jinx who just sits under the tower and cant even cs...

Few games later, mid lane TF 0-6 @ 10 minutes decides to sell all his items, buy mobi boots and movement speed items so he can literally run it down mid faster.

Adc Tristana in a 30 minute game ends up with 0 Tower dmg and 4k champion dmg.

Finally reach G1 Rank, next game, mord 0% win rate gets placed on my team. and he made sure he kept that 0% don't you worry.

These are just a few of the games in the past few days. Ive posted in the Ticket section and was told to post here i have at least 15 more games with pictures as proof. The only response i get to the problem is the matchmaking system is based on some imaginary MMR that you cant see and thats how payers are matched before games. This is why it takes some time once you queue to find a game? but 95% of my queue times are less than 5 seconds lmao? There are also pictures of S3 30% win rate B1 48% win rate players in my games. if your lower rank and lower winrate how is it possible i have the same MMR as them?

Tickets 45126338, 45351943, 45495359

Edit: very next game cait runs it down bot... afk at 3 min.... FUN

I'm going to just cont. with my experiences here.. i can't make this stuff up:

Game1 : Master Yi Jungle Summoner name (abuuu) im assuming duo with Adc Sivir Summoner name (Samsin0007). Yi gets red comes bot then sivir and yi proceed to tower dive the thresh and jinx at lvl 1 & 2.... I'm sure you can imagine how the rest of the game went from there on out....

Game 2: 1-9 Adc with 4k dmg in a 30 min game Summoner name (FeedyMcFeed). This Paired with an ez jungle summoner name "o acid o" that had 0 obj / tower dmg and only ulted your cs. typed all game about how rich he was because he had skins for champs and drove a base model c6 corvette...

Game 3: I was actually on the winning side this time, was a 21 min game we had a 13k gold lead, up 3 drags, 1 hib, and 20 kills. really was a close game.

Game 4: Enemy support, redemption lux, had the most dmg on their team. Yet another close game.

Game 5: Finally had my first somewhat close game in approx 30-40 games, we'll until Fizz Summoner (Delay No Moree) started inting 1v5 because we wouldn't "hurry up and end the game and he had to go" and " he didn't care anymore" " This wasn't even his main account".

Team was crying that the support (Me) wasn't getting enough vision. Vision scores were the following 39, 22,29,36, ME 139. I cant make this shit up they literally cant hit tab and see the vision scores....

Game 6: 35 min game 11k dmg lee sin out jungled by a garen, didn't get a rift, dragon, or baron, wasn't even on that side of the map when we were taking dragons.

Game 7: Enemy 0-11 Taric Support w/ The Name "ISIS 2020" 90% of his ults were on himself only and after everyone else had died.... Don 't need to type much more than that to explain that game.

Game 8: Afk Kat Mid Summoner Name (RhettSketit), Dcd right as minions spawned. This is why i don't go to the casino.

Game 9: Back to Back AFK Games... Draven Summoner Name (Dom1080) "Idc its just a game" " I hope you all lose" running it down 0-6 mid lane, then afks at the 8 min mark....

Game 10: Adc vayne (VanderGod) dcs in lane and dies then has to reconnect 4 min later, then proceeds to spam ping me when I'm farming as shes walking back to lane, needless to say it was a 25 min game and she had the lowest dmg in the game, even lower than the enemy janna.... I think that makes 3 games in a row now with an afk on my team???

Game 11: Finally a win... was a tough one though had an 0-7 neeko mid (RithZephyr) into a malphite not sure how u lose that lane 0-5 pre 6 atleast they tried to play safe after he got 6?? Enemy team had a 3-11 teemo top (Cyrus FTW) that kinda evened it out though... Rumble & yummi 2v4 bot to win the game.

Game 12: Ornn (ZIGALOT) literally gets hard smashed in lane to a fiora. Then she camps mid for 5 min then bot for 5 min literally two drags go by in this time period and Ornn still down in cs hasn't got top tower... that goes with our 0-5 Rengar Jungle (WeabooNinjaS) and 1-5 Cait adc (Svveaters) Who were duo btw. Kinda sad when the 0-3-3 (43% kp lmao) thresh get the Ace on op.gg :S Don't worry though, we can't /ff when were down 20k gold at 20 min lol. (Ace)

Game 13: another exciting one!!! Hiem (Superhobbit09) dcs 3 min into game gives over first blood bot. Top 2-9 Garen (BuxBoy) literally just chasing down the naut every team fight. No one touching the twich thats 14-3 since he got the free lane bot and first blood. 4 out of 13 games I've had an afk now. (Ace)

Game 14: Game was decent? i guess, we played a 4v5 basically and still won bc team was decent.... Had a bot Lb (Hi Im Gs) that literally just jumped on thresh over and over and got flayed every time was lvl 6 when support and others were lvl 9 lowest gold/vision score/obj dmg/ tower dmg in the game? Sad when post game chat is enemy team saying they cant believe the lost to such a bad player lmao.

Game 15: Decent game got another win, Xin (hXCaesar) typing all game post game "KYS" " Nauting inting trash" "your welcome douche bag" "dog shit" lmao kids like this dont even deserve the win. Hard to "int" when i had 4 deaths least in the entire game lmao. Don't worry he had 11k dmg in a 42 min game..... the match making makes me wonder some times. Pre game lobby he literally typed "I'm inting".

Game 16: Closest game I've had in awhile Enemy team was up 4k gold at 13 min. Garen was spamming /ff when he was 0-3 at 12 min. came back to be up 7.5k at 30. Enemy team /ff.

Game 17: Back to the shit show... Darius top (Busterbrown1400) 0-7 inting running it down to a vayne... 30 min game didnt even break 3k dmg..... like how obv can it be... but guess what if you type something to him.. reported and chat ban?!?!?!?!

Game 18: Another land slide 25 min dragon soul Top Trundle (CwadeYan) poppin off with 6k dmg, did beat the 3kp Nami though. Got a big lead bot and ez / syndra ran with it perfectly.

Game 19: Yet another win. Enemy Mid Karma (Gaping Ape) deals out a whopping 1.9k dmg, Enemy Karthus Jungle (KurokoKagami) just walks down mid multiple times. Senna Support (Wonjae) 1-9 end game ints bot lane 0-4. then goes mid dies there too. Then proceeds to go top and put top even farther behind. Enemy won't /ff was 33-6 at 20 minutes w/ a 15k gold lead.

Game 20: Easy Nice well rounded win. Enemy Yas (Tokinada) & Naut (GoBack2Spaces) both with exhaust mind you, playing agro like they are in iron promos. built Mikael's 1st item was gg from then on. We were far enough ahead just on cs which lead to drag control and a 30 min baron and soul.

Game 21: Game was a complete land slide Enemy team 1-8 adc, 0-8 mid, 3-8 top, 2-4 support poor lee was 12-8 trying his heart out. (MVP)

Game 22: back to the shit show with TWO yes (2) afks this time. Jungle might as well have been afk also 0 gank 0 obj ellise. Everyone said kha as win cond as the game started and sure enough she tries to invade when lanes arent pushed and dies solo to him.... clueless. Mid graves (ClairerFzo) 4-12 before going afk, and 1-4 Trynd Top (Dýstorcion) he left way earlier. what a fucking shit show these kids are.

Game 23: Why do low elo players think senna is a good adc? you cant cs to get items you have tear and pick axe at 20 min. then you end up with lowest dmg in the game... if u cant farm dont pick a scaling champ... then end up inting 3-10 after you do no dmg lmao. (Ace)

Game 24: got the duo q that wont shut up in champ select.... about how they gonna carry and doesn't matter who we pick.... 3-7 ryze (Big Nube) and his top duo Aatrox (Frogdude85) 2-11 both inting in lane and down 1/2 enemy lanes cs... yet another game that's not even close to even.... (Ace)

Game 25: Adc says "i can adc annyone wanna trade?" takes jungle roll... fucking trash can cant play any roll (MF renascence) ... 25 min game as fucking 2k dmg.... can you for the love of god fix the fucking match making literally ruins every fucking game for one side or the other and as you can see normally my fucking team... Not to mention the jungle that traded to adc fucking stand melee range to atk creeps and picks MF into braum support (Fiora Porn).... like why the fuck are these kids in my fucking games...... then has the fucking balls to flame after going 3-7 in lane....

NVM the rant its literally 100% the trash match making the fucking morons were B1 in a gold game duo q with silver 1 with higher mmr.... no wonder they were acting like brain dead apes..... fix the fucking system plz

Game 26: Dog shit top and mid again literally inting top (6Tea9) 0-6 down 50 cs at 13 min yes 50 cs..... that pairs with the mid ekko (Valen) 2-7 at 13 min... like u have to try to int that hard..... dw ill get chat ban this game for typing to these dog shit kids.... FIX YOUR SYSTEM!!! 6 games in a row with dog shit on my team literally just inting.......

Game 27: Last game for me uninstalling this dog shit game. Sadly just because match making is so fucking bad. ANOTHER FUCKING AFK that wont get any kind of punishment (Boris Is My Name) my dog shit Ivern jungle. Matched with my 0-7 Jhin Adc (The SHorty79) Dont worry though he did 6k dmg in a 30 min game... 2k lest than the Ivern jung that was fucking afk for 20 min. Match making is literally a fucking joke. Another loss where im the "Ace" whats fucking new.

Summary: I've given a description of the match making over 27 games. if the short descriptions from each game doesn't prove theres an "ELO HELL" then nothing will... the fucking dog shit people that have no clue how to even play the game getting matched in gold game if down right pathetic. Then to top it off if you literally state facts in the game about what they are doing trying to help them you get chat fucking ban. Feel free to reply if you think any of the statements ive said above are incorrect.