An Open Letter to Future Teammates

Reign of Miasma·Jan 30, 2019·6 votes·4,950 views

Dear Future Teammates,

I need you. I go into every game wanting to play my best. I feel very confidant in my ability to play Shyvana top. I perform pretty consistently, I don't flame, and I don't denigrate your champion picks. So please, please, please stop banning Shyvana at select just because you 'think' you know what is playable top. It happens often enough now for me to complain.

I get it. Bronze is rough. People don't listen. You can't control that Yasuo mid from just blowing his lead by charging into 5v1's over and over again. You feel like the whole world is against you. It's not. I'm not. I doubt many of your teammates would say they were not either. Take a breath. Don't spite ban my champ. Exhale.

Your Future Top Lane,

Reign of Miasma

8 Comments

Bliss OceanJan 30, 20193 votes

Hello Future Top Lane Teammate,

It's your future Support. I appreciate you being confident in your ability to play Shyvana top lane. I will not ban your champ do to it being a non meta pick. As it is here in the lower elos, Un meta means Meta and wins games. All I ask of you is to TP Bot Lane and kill their ADC and their rampant AP Dark Harvest Ivern support with who insta gibs my ADC with their Ult. Do that for me and i'll help you in return by Securing Every Drake to help you snowball.

Your Future Support,

Träumerei

Reign of MiasmaJan 30, 20191 votes

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Frog goes mooJan 30, 20192 votes

My open letter to future teamates.

/mute all

LeftyRaydyJan 31, 20191 votes

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My open letter to future teamates.

/mute all

I upvoted you although that is not very Ivern Like SIR!

Dönald J TrumpJan 30, 20191 votes

I hope she sees this fam.

rayzoJan 30, 20191 votes

TBH you could just not hover her in champ select, shyvana isn't a very common pick anyway

Doge2020Jan 30, 20191 votes

Hey there Future Top Lane Teammate, As a fellow low elo Top Lane Teammate and a Shyvana top player (I just got to Mastery lvl 5 on Shyvana only playing her top over the past year or so) I too feel the pain when somebody flames me because my pick isn’t “meta”. I have played with and against many weird picks to know that I should not judge a pick or player no matter how weird it may look, even though that pick or build seems weird and stupid there is always a chance that my team will win with that pick.

Your Future Teammate or even Opposing Top Lane Player,

Doge2020

Speaking of weird picks: two weeks ago I played with this duo bot lane combo, it was Cho APC and morg supp double ignite. They go aggro on the first wave and almost always get first blood. After that first game I actually played against them (and the solo party jungler who was also in that first game) and I lost hard lol. All four of us, the bot lane, the jungler and I played a couple of games after in a premade group and we had a blast lol. I think we won all of the games that we were together, the only time I lost that day was that game where I played against the duo bot and the jungler lol.