Riot Are You Power Tops?!
At the moment this game has gotten completely out of hand with the insane top laners. Ryze (the most absurd), Rumble, Maokai, Vlad, Sion (for awhile there), etc... Honestly, it's out of hand, figure out your balance for laners. GGWP.
I think, ultimately, you need to start ranking based on the 4 main aspects of the game: Crowd Control, Burst Damage/WaveClear, Mobility Healing/shielding. At the moment, you're going way too much like WoW did, giving everyone everything. Honestly, it ruined the PvP in that game. Ghostcrawler in action?
GGWP, Tired of being a Bottom in the land of Power Tops!