I love Riot matchmaking, how I can go on an 8 win streak and then on my 10th placement get a 2v8

BringYourBest·Jun 7, 2018·3 votes·1,530 views

The best part is the Yasuo though, how this guy goes and decides THIS is going to be the game he ints, and god fucking damn it did he int, you could fucking tell by his end game chat if I could still fucking copy-paste it. I already sent the replay in so here's fucking praying Riot support gets off their inept asses and does something about him, but I just can't get over how I can go on an 8 win streak and then all of a sudden I get 3 people that magically lose the ability to play their champs that they've played long enough to earn level 5 Masteries on.

It's fucking beautiful, so thanks Riot for dropping me into Silver II with my 8/2 score instead of Gold 5 like my 9/1 would have placed me, guess I'll just settle for getting jack fucking shit because of some prick deciding he was going to troll my game.

9 Comments

Ok sure but whyJun 7, 20183 votes

He went 7/18 in the game before that too

I love my ELO so much

ZephyrDrakeJun 7, 20183 votes

Rito how dare you have a game where I could possibly lose! Let me use this game that could have happened at any point but since this fits my biased argument I'll use it

The Nocturne GodJun 7, 20181 votes

You had really low gold income for a near 30 minute game. If you were better and had a higher gold income you could have easily carried that game. If you were better than the people you were against you'd easily have 18k to 19k gold by the 30 minute mark, you were at 10.4k. Your team's actions have nothing to do with your gold income if you are better than the people you are playing against.

BringYourBestJun 7, 20181 votes

Are you fucking kidding me? Sure let me just fucking hard carry a game like this.

It's totally possible when they have a perma split Tryn that only I can handle, let me just do everything and magically erase the inter's impact alongside my painfully failing Botlane's.

Fucking trolls like you need to stay in memes with that shit cause no one wants it here.

The Nocturne GodJun 7, 20181 votes

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Are you fucking kidding me? Sure let me just fucking hard carry a game like this.

It's totally possible when they have a perma split Tryn that only I can handle, let me just do everything and magically erase the inter's impact alongside my painfully failing Botlane's.

Fucking trolls like you need to stay in memes with that shit cause no one wants it here.

rofl, trolls like me? I can walk the walk. I can hard carry games regardless of what my team does... yet here you are.. complaining about how the game is unfair and boo hoo.

BringYourBestJun 7, 20181 votes

Sure you can Mr Treeline/Norm please do go on about how good you are

The Nocturne GodJun 7, 20181 votes

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Sure you can Mr Treeline/Norm please do go on about how good you are

Yup, ignore the solo Q win rate and it being P5 with D5 MMR, lol,... and a smurf. 76% win rate solo q, 29-9, 77% win rate flex 5, 10-3, 90% winrate flex 3, 9-1. P5 with D5 MMR for solo, no clue about flex 5 or flex 3 because I just finished placing those for fun. But yea, I must not be very good to be able to hard stomp plat games. I must not be very good for having hit diamond on every queue this season and last on my main. But yes, lets point out my 19-1, 95% winrate on my last 20 games where I grinded some flex and taught some people how to play the game as evidence for why I am not good, because that must make as much sense as not being able to win games because of team mates, while obviously team mates do not affect me on a smurf 2-3 tiers above the level you are playing at.

BringYourBestJun 7, 20181 votes

Well done, plat 5 after 1800 games and then you immediately give up for Treeline/norms.

And you premade at that, so not only will I get to where you are in massively less time but I'll also do it relying on my own skill instead of ganging up on solos.

Stop being a delusional self absorbed living meme and realize you're in no position to open your troll mouth.

The Nocturne GodJun 7, 20181 votes

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Well done, plat 5 after 1800 games and then you immediately give up for Treeline/norms.

And you premade at that, so not only will I get to where you are in massively less time but I'll also do it relying on my own skill instead of ganging up on solos.

Stop being a delusional self absorbed living meme and realize you're in no position to open your troll mouth.

You are delusional. Plat 5 after 1800 games? Loll, 29-9 is 38, not 1800. 38 games and already d5 mmr. Give up? I'm stomping ebery queue with high win rates. Did i mention this is my lowest elo smurf) yup, my lowest elo s,urf is a rank you can only dream of being and I got it with no effort. You look uo my mstch history, I'm a god, yours, you a scrub. I did solo q by myself, not a premade.. 3s I taught soneone, while easy climbing to plat 1 with only 1 loss.

Did I mention this is a smurf? Should be very obvious with my godlike match history and win rates. I've been diamond tor 5 years how in every queue, how about you? Rekt with truth.