The current state of Yasuo is f*cking unacceptable

lSSlMuff·6/2/2015, 2:40:48 AM·1 votes·1,197 views

How can Riot let the 2nd most difficult champ be one of the most useless pieces of trash in the game? The insane level of skill and mechanics Yasuo demands is too fucking high for such a garbage reward. Riot stop listening to these unskilled l00serz who claim Yasuo has a ''toxic design'' and ''overloaded kit'', that's just an excuse unskilled garbage use when they get outplayed.

The only way to make him viable again is:

Base stats returned to their old value.

Passive: No longer deals reduced critical damage, shield now lasts for 2 seconds, shield strenght increased to 100-700.

Q: Minimum cooldown reduced to 1 second, damage increased to 50/75/100/125/150 (+120% total AD)

W: Passive returned, cooldown reduced to 22/20/18/16/14.

E: Cooldown reduced to 0.4/0.3/0.2/0.1/0, can now be used on wards and allied units.

R: Damage increased to 250/350/450 (+200% bonus AD), range increased to 2000.

Now people who've spent years on mastering Yasuo can finally play a viable champ again.

18 Comments

Pentarina Only6/2/2015, 2:48:48 AM5 votes

Oh god i'm laughing so hard right now.

Sirsir6/2/2015, 2:52:48 AM3 votes

Wait, this isn't the Memes and Games board...

Matezoide6/2/2015, 3:06:36 AM3 votes

2/10 trying too hard

viken6/2/2015, 2:57:28 AM1 votes

Fam this is too much

FooDang6/2/2015, 3:02:36 AM1 votes

Seems too troll to be cereal...1/10 for effort...

insaiyanbacca6/2/2015, 3:04:28 AM1 votes

10/10 best joke na

Veraska6/2/2015, 3:41:25 AM1 votes

yasuo is the 1st champion i got to mastery 5 with, and he's totally fine. its a little frustrating to see yi's outdamage you with half the input needed, but thats the price he pays for having his utility.

yasuo is fine the way he is.

Hasztalan26/2/2015, 4:56:35 AM1 votes

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How can Riot let the 2nd most difficult champ be one of the most useless pieces of trash in the game? The insane level of skill and mechanics Yasuo demands is too fucking high for such a garbage reward. Riot stop listening to these unskilled l00serz who claim Yasuo has a ''toxic design'' and ''overloaded kit'', that's just an excuse unskilled garbage use when they get outplayed.

Wow made my day laughed my ass off.

rtbf2216514126/2/2015, 6:44:30 AM1 votes

10/10. Wouldn't read again.

femmé6/2/2015, 9:59:34 PM1 votes

wait, who is the 1 most complicated champion then in your opinion.

3TWarrior6/2/2015, 11:09:48 PM1 votes

because shutting down more than half of the mages and ADC's in the game means he can outplay you and at low level, his ult means death to one or more people.

he's also a resource-less champ with a significant bonus shield health that triggers BEFORE taking damage. his Q allows his melee hits to have ranged range while proccing on hit effects on the whirlwind, meaning that as a melee champ at a range, he can hit for 450 bonus damage (from critical shiv and trinity force)

by mid game, he has the damage of an endgame carry and with his passive allowing diversity, he's a carry that can also be tanky

he has unlimited dashes so long as there are targets and half second intervals (but thankfully not against allied targets)

his ultimate suppresses all enemies hit for 2 - 3 seconds...that's how long a teamfight can last while they are suppressed

Yasuo is by no means an easy champ to play, but his kit outdoes or equals even ekko's kit, and unlike ekko's stun, airborne is a status that can't be cleansed away

SnugglePuggle946/2/2015, 2:50:56 AM1 votes

Hell no. That's all I got to say.

GinoSoldier6/2/2015, 2:53:41 AM1 votes

Pretty damn hillarious. Really. I'm laughing.