The champ you play when you just can't
Haven't we all got one? Its just been a long day, work/school sucked, your relatives are harassing you again, and the Thresh from last game wouldn't quit flashing mastery right before diving 1v5. It's been one of those days.
You decide you've got to decompress. Just stop thinking, and play someone fun. You mouse over ____, and lock.
Extra credit for why.
Because I know what to do on this fucker and I know others don't know what to do when against this fucker but this fucker is awful but I like this fucker so I play this fucker anyways sometimes.

bcz all i have to do is lock him in to make the enemy experience my anger.
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I tend to find this hillarious, because at one point you can kite any fighter, tank, (not always assassins) and it is funny af,