I finally found a way to win all my provisionals

Listen up boys and girls. I have finally in my 4 years of playing league found a way to win games without really counting on my team.( well as much as before) i have been playing singed the past week and a half and realized that WTF this shit is broken...look my play style with singed top is very weird but what the hell man it works, so this is what i do. i dont play league of legends... yup... i play league of minions. i split push, proxy 2 waves by going into their nexus turrets, drag all the enemy's to top leaving other lanes to get turrets / drag. and i easily escape their ganks( most of the time) or blow all ulties and summoners. i early game i proxy 2-3 waves then the difficult time hits. my early game is full on shit, well i have won lane some times but thats besides the point. i just farm and farm and farm i honestly dont care if die it means nothing i might go 0/12 but i will carry in a weird way. once i build my 1 mana item either tear or RoA then i go into my rylais, this is a very very big spike because this is when i start to double proxy waves by their nexus turrets not the enemy has a choice, will they come try to kill me / stop me or will they stick to lane and farm under turret. regardless this benefits my team. once they start to come after me i pop ulti i leave my poison on and let them chase me also spam mastery emote and laugh just to piss them off :P after rylais u build your zzrot portal this is where the fun begins, u place that purple thing down then split another lane of even the same lane but u go by their nexus turrets. this item is perfect because of the movement speed it gives u when ur close to turrets and tankieness. My method does take practice and is a bit more detailed than this but if i get requests to make vids or a guide im happy to do so, the main reasons why u should lose games would be afk or trolls. Im guessing my tactic mainly works in gold/plat/diamond elo since i tried it in silver and bronze and teamates justs didnt know what to do when 4 people came top to me and they were all alone in lanes.