Can we mother fucking stop giving assassins 17 million escapes?

ArmstrongsT·1/3/2019, 4:40:02 PM·41 votes·10,094 views

Oh hi I picked and misplayed, guess I should just press R and then wall jump 179 times.

Oh hi I picked and I'm in the wrong spot, guess I'll just shadow away.

Oh hi I picked if I fuck up my combo i have 27 ways to escape.

three ways to escape a bad play.

just shroud the misplay.

just flash the misplay.

We NEED to start removing the bullshit safety nets from these mindless champions so that there can be a LITTLE bit of thought needed to play them.

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The Highest Noon1/3/2019, 5:54:57 PM35 votes

"I wish things with wings didn't fly! That's so stupid! Oh, you're on the ground bird? NOW YOU'RE GONNA FLY AWAY FUCK" -You right now

Assassins go in, do damage, get out. If they didn't have a reliable escape, guess what? You're not playing an assassin.

Modl Ryden l1/3/2019, 7:33:17 PM17 votes

RAAAAAAAAAAAGE POST RAAAAAAAAAAAGE POST

R A A A A A A A A A G E P O S T

RevertCritOrAFK1/3/2019, 4:45:51 PM17 votes

Evelynn sorry did i get in a bad spot Presses R Well back to the jungle. Fizz did i kill your adc? sorry E's Q to minion wave Kayn just lemme walk through that wall Pyke being invisible on a non ulti cooldown on a assassin sounds fun Shaco same thing here

Bent Pixels1/3/2019, 4:43:39 PM13 votes

Ekko hello

Sir Saltarin1/3/2019, 6:01:58 PM7 votes

You say that but you ignore the one that we should complain about: Pyke is too hard to punish for his mistakes.

ff 20 please ty1/3/2019, 4:44:47 PM5 votes

and who do you play into these champions?

aqours fanboy1/3/2019, 8:50:11 PM4 votes

Almost like they are intended to get in and out by design.

Champions that can only go in (i.e: Wukong, Diana) suck dick because they can't get out and they are countered by just being tanky/having resistances.

So let's not, shall we?

MissMikasa1/3/2019, 6:47:59 PM3 votes

I agree with the main argument of this post which is assassins having too many escapes but I want to let you know-

Ahri is not an assassin. She's classified as a mage. But she's one of those special ones that kind of border between the two, kind of like Diana.

fire2631/3/2019, 8:46:35 PM1 votes

First of all, I kinda died at the last part when you said kassadin flashes the misplay, definitely not his ultimate, nope, that 300 second spell that everyone NOT just assassins have.

These champions (minus ahri, shes supposed to be a mage) are assassins. Assassins are supposed to be able to get out of fights, it's just their nature. It's like complaining common sense things, such as why does 1+1=2. They are literally assassins, intended to go in, AND THEN GET OUT.