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could you maybe point me to examples of the other arguments you threw in there? where people are complaining about tanks tanking damage? or crowd control applying crowd control? im slightly skeptical on those..
In recent times? No. During times when those classes were meta? I'd just take a look at boards during those metas. Tank meta, "Tanks are too tanky". ADC meta, "They have too much range I can't reach them". Though it wasn't a meta, at one point in time the most common argument against CC was that there's just no way to play when you're CCed. Those were the days...
either you didnt read the post or you intentionally misinterpreted it to start an argument. people arent complaining that birds can fly away if we spook them, they're complaining that the bird can fly and also has a jetpack and a machine gun so that he can murder you from 3 miles up without ever coming down.
Nah. It's definitely about birds being able to fly after dropping a poop on your car. It's birds. They do some wild shit then fly away.
we're mad that Talon can slam his cock onto his keyboard, kill some poor jackass in the blink of an eye, and then stand around for 30 seconds because he knows he can just tap E on the nearest wall to fly into fountain.
LOL Talon hasn't been that strong since before his rework. If Talon runs in with his Ult and tosses all his abilities on one player he's most likely dying right after killing them. Unless of course he has flash, but then that's not a Talon problem. If he kills you right beside a wall, isn't that your fault for your poor positioning?
We're mad that Zed's guarenteed kill ultimate also has a "press me to teleport to saftey" button on it.
Zed is a Zed problem not an assassin problem. He's broken in his own ways that most people have specifically called out outside of just lumping other assassins together with him.
We're mad that Akali can drool on her keyboard and enter the shadow realm where not even towers can spot her, only to use one of her 3 fucking mobility spells to descend upon you and cut you to death from a DOTA 2 game.
Akali is not facerolling anybody like that unless they're underlevelled, underfed, or underhealthed. And in that case, it's not an Akali problem it's a skill problem. I play Akali. I play against Akali. I do stupid shit like that. I take advantage of people doing stupid shit like that all the time. I know this.
You have to fuck up like an Iron 5 player to get caught on these champs and its so so so obnoxious
No, it's quite easy to catch assassins, especially since for them to faceroll you as you've been saying they do requires them to use all of their resources and commit to the task. That means:
Talon is running at you with his ult, removing his greatest escape tool. If he's not, and you still die, that's not a Talon problem that's a SKILL problem.
Akali is dropping her smoke in order to get close to you without taking damage. If not, and you still die, that's not an Akali problem that's a SKILL problem.
Zed is a problem no matter how I try and argue his case. Fuck 'em.
Pyke better spend his time supporting his team (if he's support) or things aren't gonna go well for him. If he's assassin mode then good thing he doesn't have a Stealth but instead a Camoflage, right? Pyke as a champion is literally built to be the perfect assassin, though. A dash-stun, camo-steroid, pull, execute, and retreat-heal? He's pretty good if used correctly.
and misplayed, guess I should just press R and then wall jump 179 times.
and I'm in the wrong spot, guess I'll just shadow away.
if I fuck up my combo i have 27 ways to escape.
three ways to escape a bad play.
just shroud the misplay.
just flash the misplay.
and 1 shots me without ult or ignite. YAY!!!!!
sorry did i get in a bad spot Presses R Well back to the jungle. 
did i kill your adc? sorry E's Q to minion wave 
just lemme walk through that wall 
being invisible on a non ulti cooldown on a assassin sounds fun 
same thing here
oh i didnt kill that guy. Welp blink back to W pad or just use my ult W to get out
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