Amateur Champions
Are you tired of constantly being dominated in non-ranked league games because you just don't have what it takes to play efficiently? Not to worry my friend! Riot has created plenty of playable champions that are sure to improve your self-esteem! "But Pulvinium" you might say, "Isn't it cheating if you play a champion that takes a minimal amount of effort?" Not at all! Riot has specifically made these champions for people like yourself who simply can't play anyone else. So who are these effortless champions? How do you play them? How can I find them? I'll give you a rundown right now of some of the known champions bound to ruin what could have been a fun game!
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**Foira **- While known to easily be countered in ranked games by champions like Jax or Malphite, all you have to do with fiora is get your farm up and not get stunned while harassing your enemy with parry!
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**Darius **- (Also easy to counter in ranked games) You have a passive that does overtime damage, a pull, a non-global ult with 0 cooldown that does way too much true damage, and you're a tank.
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**Katarina **- Just poke and ult when they're low. They try to run? Simply Shunpo (teleport) to them then repeat the process.
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**Warwick **-You're a hybrid of magic damage, attack damage, and lifesteal reliant so the vast majority of the league community will have no idea how to build against you. You're also a tank so, as if massive lifesteal wasn't enough to cover this, health isn't something to worry about. Oh darn, that lux got away? Not to worry, if she's low you'll run faster! Still can't catch her? Not to worry...again...your ult will teleport you to her location and stun her.
1)Yi - Cat walks across keyboard... PENTAKILL Seriously, all you need is a cat.
Now you can play your favorite game, all the while pissing off the enemy team! People start complaining? They're probably just jealous that they couldn't figure out who the easiest champions were before you. So what are you waiting for??? There's tons of games out there that need to be ruined! Better get to work! I already know people who play these champions are going to get butthurt so I'll just apologize in advance, sorry you're an amateur player.
Side-Note: I would include Teemo in this list if I thought he counted as a champion. Unfortunately, as we all know, he doesn't. Teemo is merely an outcast of league characters, a diamond in the rough, the vast inconvenient existence of sin. Teemo is what mankind would perceive as the living, earthly version of Satan himself. Teemo is the reason starvation happens. Teemo is that one annoying song you keep humming but can't remember what it's called. Teemo is the biological form of evil. For the sake of humanity, promise me you will steer clear of Teemo. Promise me and your fellow league players that you will not participate in the act of playing Teemo. Teemo players cannot be trusted. Remember that kids...remember that.