For those of you who play Yasuo... also maybe help me?

Everyone has a 'most hated champion' and Yasuo is mine. Now, I'm not particularly the greatest at this game, so I find myself often pointing a curled finger at stuff that pisses me off (though, I am attempting to temper this habit); But Yasuo? No matter how much I look at this guy from every goddamn angle, (I even played him a bit) I just hate him with a fiery passion. Am I saying he's op? Eeeeeh, sort of. Am I saying he's easy to play? No not really, he's very difficult to master. Am I saying he gives me an aneurism whenever I lane against him? Fuck yes.

So quick rundown on why I hate him so:

-His passive gives him a 'get out of damage free card' every couple seconds (not as silly as malzahar's but still pretty dumb) -He has two passives, that basically doubles his crit chance (Because fuck you, and fuck me) -His q is... eh I don't care. It's a damage spell. -His wind wall.. this thing fucking triggers me whenever I play casters -His e: He basically gets 6 dashes every minion wave, and can avoid everything you throw at him. It's a challenge just to root the bastard -His ult... yeah no, I'm not even going there.

So those of you who have been aware of my forum posts know that they are often inspired by my (usually unreasonable) frustrations at the game. This is no different. Every time I enter the loading screen and see a Yasuo I dread the upcoming game. He's probably my least favorite champion to lane against, and my success when going against him is slim to nonexistent. So once again community, I implore you to help me fight this wind samurai. And though I have said that I hate those who played Yasuo (I didn't really mean it baby), wisdom from them will be greatly appreciated. Please help this poor scrub.