Farm and Chill
Like almost all the games I play, every mid player I'm up against is always trying to get all up in my personal space at the very beginning. Like can you not? Can't we just farm and chill for like at least 5 mins? The way ya'll come at me makes you look thirsty af. Like I'm flattered and everything, but I'm taken. My champion may look like a girl, but shes a robot for crying out loud. I mean unless you're into that sort of thing, but hey I don't judge. Anyway please, all mid players let's all take a moment to just farm and chill for once. Then we can brutally kill each other later. At least consider it, thanks and cya later!