New Item just for Jon

I believe that creating a new item could largely enhance gameplay. This item was inspired by Jon Martin. Jon is a professional league player and even has his own brand of silly string. Jon recently played a game with Roman and had to carry the little guy out of trouble. Jon stated that he had to put on his "try hard pants" to do this. This I why I believe that an item should be created in Jon's honor called "long Jons". This item would give +500% damage and +2000 try hard points. If you support this item, share this post with everyone so that long Jons may live.