Rework Team PSA (Public Sarcastic Announcement)

Warning: The following PSA is meant for the purpose of sarcasm and bears no intention to insult the Rework Team, they've done good jobs in the past and it only seems that they were all hit by a Teemo Q once in a while.

Hello,

we are Riot’s Rework Team and we design fUn aNd INTeResTiNg champions for our players. Recently we decided to rework Irelia because well, we used a very complicated and unique system knowns as the Complex Original Integrated Negative Factoring & Labelling Identification Platform or in short CoinFlip.And after minutes of ultra difficult calculations, we decided that Irelia will be reworked.

Oh yeah, we also heard cries of Skarner, Ryze and Nunu players but we chose to ignore you guys because you never buy skins.

So why do we rework Irelia? Well because we prioritize champions with true damage, cc, movement abilities, damage, tank stats, a variety in build paths, health regeneration, and dueling potential over champions that have none of those! Also, we are not the same team that reworked Warwick, Yorick, and Galio, those were the actual intelligent beings but we fired them because they asked for a raise of 5$ and that was just not ok. Well now that Tyler 1 is freed, no one will notice the win rate and pick rate of THOSE champions for a long while, plus everyone on Reddit was too busy flaming the preseason changes anyway and the new support item changes.

Look on the bright side guys, there's another Lux skin and that's totally not because both of our CEO are big fans of Lux.

So good luck to the following champions on trying to win and not get flamed for trolling in 2018

*Also we are going to buff them a little in the near future just to pacify you morons, but we're too busy playing Hearthstone to actually spend time reworking them. Keep crying idiots.