we need a paws feature

Pause. The word is Pause. It's on your DVD remote probably. Like...right in front of you. Probably your whole life.

Or have a cat paw you automatically during the game. That'd be cute. Plaws 1.

+1.

As long as they're not Teemo paws.

They started their post with a lower case letter, ended it with a period.

Misspelled...well, no, they correctly spelled a word, that reads the same, but has a different meaning, in the title.

I'm guessing this is just another one of Americas "One step above illiterate, young people" who can only read and write in 144 character limits.

I do believe cell-phones are making people dumber. Not the phone itself, but the ready availability of dumb barely literate shit of other people constantly seeping into others minds. I imagine the OP's friend wouldn't be able to correct them, and would think "Yeah, a paws feature would be great," and more than likely also don't know where the Shift-key is on the keyboard to capitalize a sentence either.

Also a "Pause feature" would be terrible, half the time if it wasn't being abused somehow by trolls, people wouldn't come back in time and the enemy team would just roll through mid while kiddies are on their phones texting (getting dumber), and forgetting about the match.