Riot, if you like RNG so much

Just choose one of the two teams to win as soon as the game starts. At random. But don't let the announcer say a word about it. At 15 minutes, no matter what happened during the game, let the announcer tell the player who won at the start of the game and force the victory/defeat screens. There you have it. 100% RNG and everyone has 50/50 chance of winning.

It does everything you seem to want this game to be:

• makes it fair (equal odds)
• makes it perfectly balanced
• makes it shorter (better than ff@20)
• IP is easier to get
• much less toxicity
• much less flaming
• much less NERF X CHAMP/item threads
• and of course MAKES IT RNG!

I don't see how this could be a bad idea :O !

(This is an humor post, if you take this seriously... uninstall. Also, that was sarcasm. Only the uninstalling part. Having to specify just in case is actually pretty sad.)