Dear Rito, thank you.
I would like to thank you for getting me through a tough time in my life. You see, for the past 3 years I have been spending huge amounts of time doing something that I now realize will never improve my life. This game has not only sucked away my time and money, but also my social life, happiness and caused me to become more introverted and antisocial. Although some of my happiest moments were spent playing League of Legends, many of my angriest, saddest, and most disappointing moments were results of this game as well. Which leads me to my purpose in writing this thank you letter. This past April fools event has been the most disappointing moment of my young life, however it has led me to realize that my time playing this game is primarily time wasted. And so, once again, I thank you for releasing this garbage april fools event, because it has helped me quit the game, and move on with my life.
Sincerely -Troll Shadows